Tuning: E A D G B E

[Verse]

W^Dhen I was just a y^Goung boy My ^Dfather said to ^Ame Son ^Dlisten to these w^Gords or mine They'll s^Aave you much misery^D

[Chorus]

^DAlways marry an u^Ggly girl S^Dhe's the very best ^Akind She'll ^Dnever ever ^Gleave you And if ^Ashe does you won't ^Dmind

[Verse]

One ^Dday an ugly ^Ggirl was born She had a ^Dface just like a ^Alama When they b^Drought her to her ^Gdaddy He ^Awent and slapped her ^Dmomma

[Chorus]

^DAlways marry an ^Gugly girl ^DShe's the very best ^Akind ^DShe'll never ever ^Gleave you And if ^Ashe does you won't ^Dmind

[Verse]

My ^Dbrother married an ^Gugly girl He was ^Dwith her all the ^Atime But ^Dwhen his son stole ^Gher away He ^Adidn't really ^Dmind.

[Chorus]

^DAlways marry an ^Gugly girl ^DShe's the very best ^Akind ^DShe'll never ever ^Gleave you And if ^Ashe does you won't ^Dmind

[Verse]

My ^Ddaughter married an ^Gugly girl We ^Dcouldn't under^Astand We all ^Dfelt a little ^Gbetter When ^Ashe became a ^Dman.

[Chorus]

^DAlways marry an ^Gugly girl ^DShe's the very best ^Akind ^DShe'll never ever ^Gleave you And if ^Ashe does you won't ^Dmind

[Verse]

My ^Dson married an ^Gugly girl She ^Dwouldn't go ^Aaway He ^Dburned all her stuff in the ^Gbackyard But ^Ashe came back any^Dway.

[Verse]

So I ^Dwent and married an ^Gugly girl Don't ^Dtell her I said ^Aso She ^Dseems to really ^Glove me But ^Awhy I'll never ^Dknow

[Chorus]

My ^Dwife married this ^Gugly man I ^Dguess I did her ^Awrong She^D went and hit me with a ^Gfrying pan Be^Acause I sang this ^Dsong.

Chorus:

^DAlways marry an ^Gugly girl ^DShe's the very best ^Akind ^DShe'll never ever ^Gleave you And if ^Ashe does you won't ^Dmind