Misc Television - Spitting image - ive never met a nice south african

I've ^Emtravelled this old world of ours from ^BmBarnsley to Peru, I've had ^Emsunshine in the arctic and a ^Bmswim in Timbuktu, I've seen ^Emunicorns in Burma and a ^BmYetti in Nepal, And I've ^Emdanced with ten foot pygmies in a ^BmMontezuma hall, I've ^Ammet the King of ^BmChina and a ^Cworking Yorkshire ^Dminer - ^EmBut I've never met a nice South ^BmAfrican!

No he's ^Cnever met a ^Dnice South ^GAfrican, And ^Cthat's not ^Dbloody surpr^Gising man! 'Cause we're a ^Cbunch of ^Darrogant ba^Gstards, Who hate black ^Dpeop^Gle!

I ^Emonce got served in Woolies aften ^Bmless than four week's wait, I had ^Emlunch with Rowan Atkinson when he ^Bmpaid and wasn't late, I ^Emknow a public swimming bath where they ^Bmdon't piss in the pool, I ^Emknow a guy who got a job straight ^Bmafter leaving school, I've ^Ammet a normal ^Bmmerman, and a ^Cfairly modest ^DGerman - But I've ^Emnever met a nice South ^BmAfrican!

No he's ^Cnever met a ^Dnice South ^GAfrican, And ^Cthat's not ^Dbloody surpr^Gising man! 'Cause we're a ^Cbunch of ^Dtalentless ^Gmurderers, Who smell like ^Dba^Gboons.

I've ^Emhad a close encounter of the ^Bmtwenty-second kind, That's ^Emwhen an alien spaceship disap^Bmpears up your behind, I got ^Emdirectory enquiries after ^Bmless than forty rings, I've ^Emeven heard a decent song by ^BmPaul McCartney's Wings, I've ^Amseen a flying ^Bmpig, in a ^Cquite convincing ^Dwig, But I've ^Emnever met a nice South ^BmAfrican!

No he's ^Cnever met a ^Dnice South ^GAfrican, And ^Cthat's not ^Dbloody surpr^Gising man! 'Cause we're a ^Cbunch of ^Dignorant lo^Gudmouths, With no sense of ^Dhu^Gmour.

I've ^Emmet the Loch Ness monster and he ^Bmlooks like Fred Astaire, At the ^EmBBC in London he's the ^Bmchief commissionaire, I ^Emknow a place in Glasgow which is ^Bmrife with daffodillies, I ^Emmet a man in Katmandu who ^Bmclaimed to have two willies, I've ^Amhad a nice pot ^Bmnoodle, but I've ^Cnever had a ^Dpoodle - And I've ^Emnever met a nice South ^BmAfrican.

No he's ^Cnever met a ^Dnice South ^GAfrican, And ^Cthat's not ^Dbloody surpr^Gising man! Because ^Cwe've never ^Dmet one ^Geither! Ex^Ccept for ^DBreyten ^GBreytenbach, and ^Dhe's emigrated to ^GParis. (farts)

Yes ^Che's quite a ^Dnice South ^GAfrican, And ^Che's hardly ^Dever killed ^Ganyone, And ^Che's not ^Dsmelly at ^Gall. That's why we put him in ^Dpri^Gson!