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[Intro]
N.C.Crow: Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women. N.C.Tom: Yeah, I can just imagine a scene from Ancient Greece: N.C. "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat!! Noooo!!!" N.C.Joel: You are so right my little itty buddies. DThat's why we've put together a presentation. It's a little thing we like to call: PANTS!
{Verse 1]
Tom: GPants! Crow: GPants! Bots: Sing the praises of Dpants! Joel: Nothing Dbetter shows my taste, than what I wear below my waist!
[Verse 2]
Tom: Say! GPants! Hoo hoo! Crow: GPants! Bots: Sing the praises of Dpants! Tom: They help me Dsuck in my gut They always cover up my butt! Huh?
[Verse 3]
Tom: GPants! Crow: GPants! All: Sing the praises of Dpants! Crow: Wear them Dand you're a cool guy, as long as you zip up your fly!
[Verse 4]
Tom: Zip! GPants! Crow: GPants! Bots: Sing the praises of Dpants!
[Outro] (spoken banter)
N.C.Joel: That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the PANT! You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day! N.C.Crow: The great men of our time have all worn pants! Roosevelt! Churchill! DeGualle! Ghandi!--Well, almost all of them! N.C.Tom: Dolphins! One of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants? NO! But they wish they did! That's how smart they are! N.C.Joel: What keeps our legs all warm and hot?
All: Pants!
N.C.Crow: What prevents a buffalo shot? All: Pants! N.C.Tom: What do they got that I ain't got?
All: Pants! Tom: Well, you can say that again Huh?