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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MST3K Theme - Joel and the Joels ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Siesmatters Tuning: Standard E A D G B E Reference: http://www.mst3kinfo.com/mstfaq/lyrics.html
In the Enot-too-distant Bfuture -- Next ESunday A.D. B-- There Ewas a guy named BJoel, Not too Edifferent from you or Bme. He Eworked at Gizmonic BInstitute, Just aEnother face in a Bred jumpsuit. He Edid a good job cleaning Bup the place, But his F#mbosses didn't like him So they Bshot him into space.
We'll Esend him cheesy mBovies, The Eworst we can Bfind (la-la-la). He'll Ehave to sit andB watch them all, And we'll Emonitor his Bmind (la-la-la). Now Ekeep in mind Joel Bcan't control Where the Emovies begin or Bend (la-la-la) BeEcause he used those Bspecial parts To F#mmake his robot fBriends.
Robot Roll Call: (All right, let's go!) Cambot! (Pan left!) Gypsy! (Hi, girl!) Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!) Croooow! (He's a wisecracker.)
If you're Ewondering how he Beats and breathes and Eother science Bfacts (la la la), Then reEpeat to yourself, "It's Bjust a show, I should F#mreally just relBax For AmMystery Science Theater 3Bm000!" B