^CLyle Waggoner's a ^Amtotal jerk ^FSecond only to ^GTommy Kirk ^CCould you find it ^Amin your heart ^FTo love a bot l^Gike me? ^CThat fishy ^Amstory you tell ^FAlways makes me ^Gsleepy ^CBut that's just ^Amwhat I get ^FFor dating a ^Ggirl that's creepy! My-

^Ccreepy ^Amgirl ^{F G N.C.}Spoken with the same guitar progression played. Listen to the original to get it right. ^COh, 'C'^Am is for t^Fhat^G feeling of uncertainty, for not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from. ^C'R' is ^Amfor the g^Fift^Gs you give me every time you smile. ^CThe fir^Amst 'E' is^F fo^Gr...uh...well, I don't really know, ^CBut the^Am second '^FE' ^Gis really a grammatical thing, 'cause otherwise it would be 'Creppy Girl' and ^Cwhere w^Amould THAT^F le^Gave us? ^CThe 'P'^Am is defin^Fite^Gly not for platonic. ^CAnd 'Y'^Am? Because^F I ^Glove you. My-

^Ccreepy ^Amgirl... ^{F G N.C.}Spoken with the same guitar progression played. Listen to the original to get it right. ^COh what^Am are you ^Fcre^Gepy girl? Are you French, Italian or one of those swarthy Gypsy types? Heh heh! ^CWell, y^Amour accen^Ft s^Guggests a Romance language, but I can't be sure. ^CBut we ^Amcan defin^Fite^Gly rule out a Germanic language. ^CBut it'^Ams okay, I^F'm ^Ga Bot without a country. ^CAll I k^Amnow is th^Fat ^GI love you and I want to shout it from the mountaintops! ^CUh, but^Am, I'd hav^Fe t^Go get back down to Earth and actually climb a mountain. ^COr they^Am could ju^Fst ^Gdrop me off on a mountain...I don't care! That would be okay. ^CBecause^Am I just..^F.ne^Ged...you! My-

^CCreepy ^Amgirl ^FWon't you be ^Gmine? I'll ^Cgive you ^Amscrolls and fish and ^FTinkertoys and ^Gwine. ^CI'll ditch these ^Amguys if you'll be ^Fmy creepy ^Ggirl ^CBe mine ^Am before movie ^Fsign ^G