Misc Television - Hee haw - where oh where are you tonight

Rem^Dember the night we were g^Goin' to the ch^Durch dance, And you came and asked me if your lipstick was sm^Eeared, How y^Dou got so mad, cause ^GI told the tr^Duth dear, I can't see your lips for your m^Austache and b^Deard.

W^Ghere Oh where are you ton^Dight? W^Ahy did you leave me h^Dere all al^Eone? I s^Dearched the world over and I th^Gought I'd found true l^Dove, You met another and Pf^Affft you was g^Done.

You s^Daid we could save on o^Gur fire ins^Durance, With fire-crackers placed around our bedr^Eoom, And ^Dif the noise should burst i^Gnto the fl^Dame dear, We'd be awakened by the l^Aoud boom b^Doom.

W^Ghere Oh where are you ton^Dight? W^Ahy did you leave me h^Dere all al^Eone? I s^Dearched the world over and I th^Gought I'd found true l^Dove, You met another and Pf^Affft you was g^Done.

You h^Dad funny ways there's ^Gno doubt ab^Dout it, You let your two feet hang out of the b^Eed, And w^Dhen I asked you the r^Geason you d^Did it, “I don't want cold feet in ^Amy bed” you s^Daid.

W^Ghere Oh where are you ton^Dight? W^Ahy did you leave me h^Dere all al^Eone? I s^Dearched the world over and I th^Gought I'd found true l^Dove, You met another and Pf^Affft you was g^Done.

You n^Dever could see the n^Gew styles they're w^Dearing, Like women folks walkin' out around in men's p^Eants, And y^Dou couldn't see grown m^Gen wearin' r^Dompers, Instead of Uncles they l^Aook more like A^Dunts.

W^Ghere Oh where are you ton^Dight? W^Ahy did you leave me h^Dere all al^Eone? I s^Dearched the world over and I th^Gought I'd found true l^Dove, You met another and Pf^Affft you was g^Done.

Rem^Dember the night that ^GI couldn't f^Dind you, For you disappeared right after the b^Eall, In c^Dase you forgot I'd l^Gike to rem^Dind you, I found you at Tootsies with o^Ald Tom Keyh^Dole.

W^Ghere Oh where are you ton^Dight? W^Ahy did you leave me h^Dere all al^Eone? I s^Dearched the world over and I th^Gought I'd found true l^Dove, You met another and Pf^Affft you was g^Done.

When ^DI told you I had th^Goughts of ret^Dirin', When I reached the age of three score and t^Een, You s^Daid I'd get tired of r^Gockin' and th^Dinkin', Maybe at eighty I'd st^Aart work ag^Dain.

W^Ghere Oh where are you ton^Dight? W^Ahy did you leave me h^Dere all al^Eone? I s^Dearched the world over and I th^Gought I'd found true l^Dove, You met another and P^Afffft you was ^Dgone.

Rem^Dember the night we st^Gopped at the dr^Dive-in, You twisted my arm and gave me the sh^Eakes, The wa^Ditress I kissed was n^Got really fl^Dirtin', I was just playing for m^Auch bigger st^Deaks.

W^Ghere Oh where are you ton^Dight? W^Ahy did you leave me h^Dere all al^Eone? I s^Dearched the world over and I th^Gought I'd found true l^Dove, You met another and Pf^Affft you was g^Done.