Misc Television - Crazy ex-girlfriend - you stupid bitch

^BbWell Rebecca^Dm, you’ve done it ^Gm7now. ^Cm7Karma’s come to ^Ftap you on the ^Bbshoulder. All that l^Gmying that’s been festering, ^DmPlus breaking and entering, Is ^Ebcoming now to crush you like a ^Fboulder.

You ruined ^Bbeverything, You ^Dm7stupid b^Gm7itch. You ruined ^Cm7everything, You ^Fstupid, stupid bitch. You’re just a ^Bblying little bitch who ^D7ruins things and ^Gmwants the world to ^Ebmburn. ^BbBitch. You’re a stupid ^Ebbitch.^F And lose some ^Bbweight.

^BbI was so ^Dmclose to ^Gm7paradise, But now the ^Cm7only thing I’m ^Fclose to is ^Bbdefeat. These ^Gmshards are a metaphor for my soul, Won’t ^Dm7stop the self-pity ‘cause I’m on a roll, ^Cm7Yes Josh completes me, but how can that be ^FWhen there’s no me left to complete?

You ruined ^Bbeverything, You ^Dm7stupid b^Gmitch. (Sing with me!) You ruined ^Cm7everything, You ^Fstupid, stupid bitch. (Yes, I deserve this!) You’re just a ^Bbpoopy little slut who ^D7doesn’t think and ^Gmdeceives the people she ^Ebmloves.

Now ^Bbhe knows I’m not some innocent lamb, He s^D7ees me for what I am, Which is a ^Gm7horrible, stupid, dumb and ugly, ^Ebfat and stupid, simple, self-hating ^BbBitch.