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Tuning: E A D G B E
I figured these out in a hurry and by ear so they may not be entirely accurate. [Intro] C Cm Fm
CLook away, Fmlook away CLook away, Fmlook away CmThis show will wreck your evening, Gyour whole life and your day CmEvery single episode is Gnothing but dismay CmSo look away GLook away, Cmlook away
[Bridge lyrics change each episode]
EThree children lose their home anGbmd go to live with someone awful EHe tries to steal their fortune wGbmith a plot that's not quite lawful EIt's hard to fathom how the orphaGbmns managed to live through it EBut how a decent person like yoursC#elf would even want to view it
GbmJust look away, lC#ook away GbmThere's nothing but horror and iC#nconvenience on the way BmAsk any stable person, "Should IC# watch?" and they will say GbmLook away C#Look away, Gbmlook away C#Look away, Gbmlook away C#Look away, Gbmlook away C#Look away, Gbmlook away