^AMai Tai say that ^DI'm Old Fashioned ^ETrès Vin ordina^Aire ^AThat I want a ^Dfresh Manhattan ^EWith white anglo-saxons everywhere? ^F#mA Black Russian's ^C#mNo Pink lady ^DGive her the Singapore s^Eling! ^F#mIf Moscow mule is n^C#mot your baby ^DSo Highball the Vodka and ^Ename your sting! ^DBe a Big shot ^EWith a Bull shot ^ABe a Schwein Mit al Wein! ^DHave a short... Or a Port ^BmOr a snort... Of any sort! ^EAsti spumante... Uno Chianti... Are divine!

^AI got some economic Hocks ^AA Gin and tonic on the rocks! Where angels fear to t^Dread, I Say: ^AChoose Your booze! Let's hit the Red eye! ^DThink of young Deanna Durbin, and how she sung on Rum and Bourbon ^AOr enhance your luncheon hour with a Planter's Punch and a Whiskey sour! ^EIf you feel like a wreck try a Horse's Neck ^EOr a Sherry with a cherry in the new fun size!

^AIf you don't name your poison ^DI'll have to get the ^Eboys in ^AThe spirit of adventure opens ^Done's ^Eeyes! ^AIf you don't name your poison ^DI'll have to get the ^Eboys in ^AAnd you'll never see another Tequila ^DSu^Enr^Aise!

^ALive happily ever after, with a Chablis and some laughter "Between the Sheets" is l^Dovely ^AWith a dizzy blonde and a bottle of bubbly! ^DThere's nothing sicker in society than a lack of liquor and sobriety! ^ASo, down the hatch, here's mud in your eye ^ATake a bracer with a chaser, wash it down with Rye! ^EBottoms up! Stirrup cup! It'll put you in the pink ^EAnd all you have to do is

^ADrink, drink, d^F#mrink, drink, ^Ddriii-i^Enk! ^ADrink, drink, d^F#mrink, drink, ^Ddriii-i^Enk! ^ADrink, drink, d^F#mrink, drink, ^Ddriii-i^Enk! ^ADrink, drink, d^F#mrink, drink, ^Ddriii-i^Enk! ^{F G}Driiiink! ^ADriiiink!