^A Oh, you're a^Dlive I suppose that's g^Bbood news for you But it ^Ameans a lot more p^Daperwork for me So don't ex^Dmpect me to be ^Bbhappy to see you Of ^Acourse, being alive is t^Demporary

^DmGreat! You haven't ^Bbbeen debriefed This is ^Away out of my ^Dmpay grade Which is saying a ^Dmlot 'Cause I don't ^Bbget paid ^A7Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake ^ASo he better clip-clop over here!

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It's Percy Jackson

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Whatever! Just an^Fother terrible ^Bbday At ^CCamp Half-Blood Eb* Where everything's the worst Just a^Fnother terrible ^Bbday C* When you're in charge C* Dm It's like you're cursed

^DmLook, kid I hate to be the one to tell you A Dm* D But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph That doesn't wanna to w^Bbish you well To tell you the ^Atruth D* D* D The best thing is to break up with the guy 'Course, ^Dmwho am I to give ^Bbrelationship advice, I'm ^Dmliterally the god of ^Bbalcohol But he ^Dmloves me- He loves you ^Bbnot! ^DmNext! A^Fnother terrible ^Bbday At ^CCamp Half-Blood Eb* Where everything's the worst Just a^Fnother terrible ^Bbday C* I'm the god of wine C* Dm And I'm dying of thirst

^DmOh, gods Give me ^BbAres or Apollo A7 Dm* Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin ^DmNow that you blessed us Go ^Bbtalk to Hephaestus A Dm* Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing

A^Fnother terrible ^Bbday At ^CCamp Half-blood Eb* Where everything's the worst A^Fnother terrible ^Bbday You can ^Chate it here But I ^C7hated it first Just a^Fnother terrible ^Bbday ^CStuck with these runts In the ^Ebmuck and mud A^Fnother terrible ^Bbday ^{C Dm} Oh ^Ggods!

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I need a drink... C* C* F* Enjoy your stay at Camp Half-blood