^DmA man should call the toss Wear the pa^Fnts, and be the boss A m^Can should be the drink For his ^Bbown damn s^Aake ^DmAnd men should the misters And the ^Fmasters of their sisters A ma^Cn should be the reason For a ^Bbheart to b^Areak ^DmA man should cut the lawn Change the t^Fire, mend the worn A m^Can should never wait To oil a ^Bbrusting ^Agate ^DmMen should hold the key positions In our co^Funtry's great traditions A ^Cman should put the food Upon the ^Bbfamily p^Alate

^DSo, be moral Don't quarrel ^GFair and square is ^Abest ^DLet me alert you That virtue won't hurt you Or desert you ^BIf you wear^F# hair on your ^Achest So alw^Gays r^Aemember to ^Dfollow the r^Bmules

^GBox clever ^EmAnd jocks never ^AHock another jock's t^Dmools

^DmA man should wax a car Fix a fus^Fe, and tend the bar A ma^Cn should like his brow To be ^Bbwet with s^Aweat Men should k^Dmnow the right occasions To ind^Fulge in tax evasions A m^Can should know the settings That his s^Bbpark plugs ^Aget

^DFaggots are m^Gaggots Thank Go^F#d I'm^A a ^Dman