^FmMy mummy says I'm a miracle. My daddy says I'm his s^Fpecial little guy. ^{Bm Bbm F}I am a princess, And I am a pr^Ebince. ^EbMum says I'm an angel. ^EbMum says I'm an angel. ^CmMum says I'm an angel.

^ASo you think you're ^DA-ble [able] To survive this mess by ^EbB-ing [being] A prince or a princess, you will soon ^DmC [see], There's no escaping trage-^DmD [tragedy]. And E^Dm-ven [even] If you put in heaps of ^EbF-ort [effort], You're just wasting ener-^DmG [energy], 'Cause your life as you know it is ^DmH-ent [ancient] history. ^GmI Have suffered in this ^DmJ-ail [jail]. I've been trapped inside this ^GmK-ge [cage] for ages, This living ^Ah-L [hell], But if I try I can rem^Gm-M-ber [remember], Back before my life had N^Dm-ded [ended], Before my happy days were ^GmO-ver [over], Before I first heard the ^AP-ling [pealing] of the b^Dell... Like you I was ^BbQ-rious [curious], So innocent I ^FR-sked [asked] a thousand questions, But, unl^A-S [unless] you want to suffer, Listen up and I will T^A-ch [teach] you a thing or two. ^GmU [you], listen here, my dear, You'll be punished so se^Dm-V-rely [severely] if you step out of line, And if you cry it will be ^AmW [double, you] should stay out of t^Bbrouble, And remember to be X^F-tremely [extremely] careful^Am.

N.C.

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^GmWhy? Did you hear what he said? ^AmJust you wait for ph^Dmy-Z [phys. ed.]!