^GYou're my sideki^Dck ^EmYou're my alibi ^BmYou're my right hand^C man

^GI'm your homeb^Doy ^EmI'm your main dude ^BmI'm your best laid^C plan

^AmWhen the shit hits the^D fan Can^G I make yo^Du unde^Emrstand I don't ^Dknow

Would you ^Gstill be my ^Dfriend if I ^Emmade out with your mother Would you ^Gstill be my ^Dfriend if I ^Embeat up your brother Cause I'd ^Gstill be ^Dfriends with ^Emyou ^CCause that's what real friends do

^GYou're my defen^Dse ^EmYou're my samurai ^BmYou're the man You're^C the man

^GTheres no secre^Dts ^EmTheres no need to lie ^BmWords are not enough to best de^Cscribe us

^AmWhen the shit hits the^D fan Can I^G make yo^Du underst^Emand I don't ^Dknow

Would you ^Gstill be my ^Dfriend if I ^Embroke into your house ^GPissed in your ^Dshoes and ^Emrelieved you of your eyebrows I'd ^Gstill be ^Dfriends with ^Emyou ^CCause that's what real friends d^Go ^D

^BmThese scenarios have all been hypothetical so ^Emfar ^BmBad news is I think I brought your girlfriend to the brink While you were ^Emsleeping off the drinking in the^C backseat of your car

I will^G still be your f^Driend n^Emo matter what happens I will^G still be your f^Driend through the ^Emgood times and the bad ones Cause ^GI'll always b^De there for y^Emou ^C

Cause that's what real friends ^Gdo ^D(4x^Em)