How ^D#do

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yo^Eu do I See you've m^F#et

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my^{G G#}

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^A Faithful handy -ma^D#n

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^{E G G A} He's just a ^D#lit

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tl^Ee brought down be^F#cau

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se^G when you knocked ^G#

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^A He thought you were the ca^D#nd

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y^Eman ^{G G A} Don'^D#t

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g^Eet strung out by t^F#he

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^Gway I look ^G#

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^A Don't judge a bo^D#ok

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^Eby its cover ^{G G A} I'm not mu^D#ch

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^Eof a man b^F#y

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t^Ghe light of day But by nig^G#ht

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^AI'm one hell of a lover^E I'm just a swee^B7t transvestite from tran^Assexual Transylvania ^E

Let me show^E you around maybe play ^Gyou a sound You look^A like you're both pretty groovy ^E Or if you want^E something visual that'^Gs not too abysmal We c^Aould take in an old Steve Reeves movi^Ee

BRAD We're glad ^Ewe caught you at home Could^G we use your phone We're both^A in a bit of a hurr^Ey JANET Right BRAD We'll just stay ^Ewhere we are then to back t^Go our car We don'^At want to be any worr^Ey

FRANK Well you got caught^E with a flat Well how 'bou^Gt that Well babie^As don't you panic ^E By the ligh^Et of the night it'll all s^Geem alright I'll get you a Sata^Anic mechan^Eic I'm just a swee^B7t transvestite from tran^Assexual Transylvania ^E

Why don't you stay for the night Night ^Eor maybe a bite Bite ^G I could show you my favo^Arite obsession ^E I've been maki^Eng a man with ^Gblond hair and a tan and he's good^A for relieving my tension ^E

I'm just a swee^B7t transvestite from tran^Assexual Transylvania ^E I'm just a swee^B7t transvestite from tran^Assexual Transylvania ^E

So - come up to the lab and^E see what's on the slab ^G I see you shiver with antici pation ^E But maybe the rain isn'^Et really to blame ^G (end loudly on E) So I'll remove the cause chuckle but not the symptom