Song: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Love Theme Written by: Joel Hodgson, Josh Weinstein, Charlie Erikson Tabbed out by: Robert Trail rwtrail@evansville.net Here's the full chord progression: Verse 1: (each chord for one measure) E A E A E A E A E A E A E A F# B B (hit one time and stop) Verse 2: same as verse 1 Bridge: 5 measures of just drums for the "Robot Roll Call" Verse 3: E A E A E A F# B D D E (Hit E twice and hold it out) ***Turn down your lights: Where Applicable*** Lyrics: (These are the lyrics for each version of the Theme Song) KTMA season: In the not too distant future Next Sunday, A.D. There was a guy named Joel Not too differant then you or me He worked in a satellite loading bay Just polishing switches to pay his way He did his job well, with a chipple face But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space We'll send him cheesy movies The worst ever made Joel says, "When you got lemons, you make lemonaid." Now keep in mind he can't control Where the movies begin or end Becasue he used the extra parts To make his robot friends Robot Roll Call Cambot Servo Gypsy Crooooooow If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts Just repeat to yourself, it's just a show I should really just relax called Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 1-5.5: In the not too distant future Next Sunday, A.D. There was a guy named Joel Not too differant from you or me He worked at Gizmonic Institute Just another guy in a red jumpsuit He did a goof job cleaning up the place But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space We'll send him cheesy movies The worst we can find (Da la la) He'll have to sit and watch them all And we'll monitor his mind (Da la la) Now keep in mind, Joel can't control Where the movies begin or end Becasue he used the special parts To make his robot friends Robot Roll Call Cambot Gypsy Tom Servo Croooooow If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts Just repeat to yourself it's just a show I should reallly just relax called Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Season 5.5-6: In the not too distant future Way down in Deep 13 Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank were hatching an evil scheme They hired a temp by the name of Mike Just a regular Joe they didn't like They're experiment needed a good test case So they conked him on the noggen And they shot him into space (Let me go!) We'll send him cheesy movies The worst we can find (Da la la) He'll have to sit and watch them all And we'll monitor his mind (Da la la) Now keep in mind, Mike can't control Where the movies begin or end He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his robot friends Robot Roll Call Cambot Gypsy Tom Servo Croooooow If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts Just repeat to yourself it's just a show I should reallly just relax called Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Season 7: In the not too distant future Way down in Deep 13 The evil Dr. Forrester was hatching an evil scheme He hired a temp by the name of Mike Just a regular Joe he didn't like His experiment needed a good test case So he conked him on the noggen And he shot him into space (Let me go!) He'll send him cheesy movies The worst he can find (Da la la) He'll have to sit and watch them all And we'll monitor his mind (Da la la) Now keep in mind, Mike can't control Where the movies begin or end He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his robot friends Robot Roll Call Cambot Gypsy Tom Servo Croooooow If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts Just repeat to yourself it's just a show I should reallly just relax (two measures of drums) Did I tell you my mother's here' called Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Saeson 8-9: In the not too distant future Somewhere in time and space Mike Nelson and his robot friends Are caught in an endless chase Pursued by a woman who's name is Pearl An evil gal who wants to rule the world She threw a few thing in her purse And in her rocketship she hunts them across the Universe (I'll get you!) I'll send him cheesy movies The worst I can find (Da la la) He'll have to sit and watch them all And I'll monitor his mind (Da la la) Now keep in mind, Mike can't control Where the movies begin or end He'll try to keep his dsanity With the help of his robot friends Robot Roll Call Cambot Gypsy Tom Servo Croooooow If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts Just repeat to yourself it's just a show I should reallly just relax called Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Season 10: In the not too distant future Somewhere in time and space Mike Nelson and his robot friends Are caught in a nasty place They try to survive the wrath of Pearl An evil gal who wants to rule the world From her castle below she sets her sights above To torchure all the captives on the Satellite of Love (Get Me Down!) I'll send him cheesy movies The worst I can find (Da la la) He'll have to sit and watch them all And I'll monitor his mind (Da la la) Now keep in mind, Mike can't control Where the movies begin or end He'll try to keep his dsanity With the help of his robot friends Robot Roll Call Cambot Gypsy Tom Servo Croooooow If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts Just repeat to yourself it's just a show I should reallly just relax called Mystery Science Theatre 3000 ***I figured out the chords to this from the Man or Astroman' version of the song on their CD "Live Transmissons from Uranus", but the chords in the original are the same. Feel free to play the chords as open chords or power chords. Most of all, enjoy it and enjoy MST3K. Hikeeba and Keep Circulating the Tapes!!! Long Live MST3K!!!***