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Tuning: E A D G B E
"Who Do You Think You're Fooling?" from Muppet Classic Theater (1994) Tempo: c.130; Swung 8th notes; Key of D major, modulates to Eb major in Chorus 3 [Chorus 1]
[Kermit:] DWho do you think you're D/F#fooling? [All:] GYeah, Aright, Dsure! [Gonzo:] (Oh brother) [Kermit:] I Dguess the sky is D/F#falling [All:] Hey, we've E/G#heard it all Abefore! [Pig:] You Gpulled the wall right D/F#over our eyes too Fdimmany times with Emall of your A7lies [Kermit:] So Dwho do you think you're D/F#fooling? G [All:] GYeah, Aright, Dsure! A
[Verse 1]
[Purple Man:] There was the Dflood [Orange Man:] And then the A/C#earthquake [Dog:] The monster G/Bfurballs [Woman:] The giant D/Asnails [Rabbit:] The attack of the Gtrees [Pig:] And then the Dquicksand [Dog:] The million E7ticks and..E7/B. [Purple Man:] The killer A7whales [Orange Man:] The talking Dshoes [Woman:] The walking A/C#bushes A [Kermit:] You had us G/BrunningG from a hundred foot D/F#cow D [All:] So tell us Ghow, when you D/F#inflect us D [Kermit:] Do you E7/G#expect usE7 to listen Anow? (We weren't born yesterday, you know)
[Chorus 2]
[All:] DWho do you think you're D/F#fooling? GYeah, G/Bright, Dsure! I Dguess the sky is D/F#falling. Hey, we've E7/G#heard it all Abefore! [Kermit:] You Gpulled the wall right D/F#over our eyes too Fdimmany times with Emall of your Alies [All:] DWho do you think you're D/F#foolinGg? Yeah, Aright, Dsure!
[Verse 2]
[Woman & Orange Man:] There was a DtimD/Ae when we beA/C#lieved you A Now we G/Bhave toG disaD/F#gree You're making it Gup, but now we're D/F#smarterD/A Go E7away now, let us A7be
[Chorus 3]
[Kermit:] EbWho do you think you're Eb/Gfooling? [All:] AbYeah, right, Ebsure! [Woman:] I Ebguess the sky is Eb/Gfalling [Rabbit:] Hey, we've F7heard it all Bbbefore! [All:] You Abpulled the wall right Eb/Gover our eyes too Gbdimmany times with Fmall of your Bb7lies [Kermit:] So Ebwho do you think you're Eb/GfoolingAb? [Gonzo:] I'm not trying to fool anybody! I- [All:] AbYeah, Bbright! [Kermit:] EbWho do you think you're Eb/GfoolingBb? [Gonzo:] But if you- If you only listen to me- [All:] Ab/BbYeah, rBbight! [Kermit:] EbWho do you think you're Eb/Gfooling, anyhow? [Gonzo:]Bb I am just trying to tell you that there is a wolf out there! [All:] Yeah, Ab7right, Ebsure!