^BbWhen I was five^Eb, I fell in love It didn’t l^Bbast He ^Ebran from me

^BbRan from me And being ^EbKenyan He ran fast^Bb When I was t^Cen, in l^Gove ^AmAgain This peace corps guy^F I w^Caited for hours Inside his t^Gent with ^Amflowers Which made him ^Flaugh

By ^Cthirteen I gave up trying I ^Gdecided I would be a mathematicia^Amn ‘Cause ^Fmath is real ^CI memorized a lot of ^Gpi Because additions and ^Amsubtractions and division Would n^Fever make me feel So s^Ctupid with love ^GLike I didn’t get it ^AmI didn’t get it, s^Fomehow ^CSmart with math but s^Gtupid with love ^AmI didn’t get it ^FI didn’t get it...

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Do you have an eraser?

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I would love to ^CSo thank you, math^G, for being there ^AmTo bring me joy^{F C}And thank you, math^G ‘Cause now ^Ambrought me t^Fhis cute boy!

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Is it two?

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YES! He’s like ^Csomeone from T.V He’s like that ^Gguy who give out roses to those ^Amwomen His ^Fclothes

^CAnd he’s foot away from ^Gme; with swoopy hair and shiny e^Amyes that I could swim in He is ^Flive and in the room! And I’m ^Cstupid with love ^GI wanna get it ^AmI wanna to get it, ^Fbut how? ^CSmart with math, but ^Gstupid with love ^AmI wanna get it ^FI didn't get it ‘till now

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Two over zero is undefined

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Jinx

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Ha! ^CI’m astounded and non-plussed ^GI am filled with calculust ^AmDoes this guy work out?

All ^Fsweaty at the gym ^CCould that image be more hot? ^GLet me just enjoy that thought... ^AmSchool was rough but now? It’s not ‘Cause now there’s ^Fhim It’s all so ^Dbsimple

^AbBut I can get it ^BbmWatch this girl self-^Gbeducate ^DbI learned math, so ^AbI can learn love ^BbmYou wanna bet it? ^GbThat I can get it? Just wait^Db Just ^Abwait Just ^Bbmwait!^{Gb Db}