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[JANIS, spoken] Now you know, Caddy, Regina George is not your friend. We are your friends. And we're going to make her pay (sung)

^GYou know what friends do? ^CThey’ve got your back And they are ^Gfun to be around

[DAMIAN]

^GWhuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh [JANIS] ^GWhen someone hurts you ^CThen they attack And grind your ^Gfoe into the ground

[DAMIAN]

^GWhuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh [JANIS] ^GImagine a party With d^Cresses and cake

And singing and dancing and cake

And there’s a ^Gmagic act That saws ^CRegina in half And this time it will ^Dtake

[DAMIAN] Now that’s a party [JANIS]

A ^Grevenge party A p^Aarty that ends With ^Csomebody’s head on a ^Gspike

[DAMIAN]

^GWhuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh [BOTH] It’s a Rev^Genge Party with your ^Atwo best friends It’s like a ^Cparty with rev^Denge is what it’s li^Gke

[JANIS, spoken] For this to work You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them Can you do it? [CADY, spoken] Yes. Hey, girl [GRETCHEN, spoken] Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back and that’s not Regina’s fault [CADY, spoken] I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys [GRETCHEN, spoken] Aw, of course [CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]

^GIt’s a revenge party ^AA party that ends with ^Centrails all over the ^Glawn

It's a Rev^Genge Party With your ^Atwo best friends

[CADY]

And then ^CI end up with ^DAaron when she’s ^Ggone [JANIS & DAMIAN] Yass, Caddy!

[CADY]

^CI end up with ^DAaron when she’s ^Ggone [STUDENTS] ^GWhat’s Regina doing? ^AWhat is Regina wearing? ^CIs she dating Aaron? ^GRegina, Regina

^Gshe has everything ^AShe gets everything

^GRegina, Regina, Regina

[JANIS, spoken] Next, we take away Regina’s only achievement, being a hot person [REGINA, spoken] What is that? [CADY, spoken] Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting. I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight [REGINA, spoken] I need to lose three pounds Bring me a whole box [CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]

It’s a rev^Genge party A p^Aarty that ends with ^Csomebody crushed and a^Glone

[JANIS] And ugly crying [CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]

It’s a Rev^Genge Party with your ^Atwo best friends It’s like a ^Cparty with rev^Denge is what we're t^Ghrowin'

[STUDENTS]

^GWhat’s Regina eating? ^AGod, look at her figure? ^CDid her boobs get bigger? ^GRegina, Regina, Regina,

^Gshe has everything ^AShe gets everything

^GRegina, Regina, Regina

[JANIS, spoken] We got to go harder. If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her [CADY, spoken] I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile [JANIS, spoken] Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use. Shh, here she comes [REGINA, spoken] Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back. Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back [CADY, spoken] Your hair looks sexy pushed back [AARON, spoken] Uh, thanks. I’ll see you in Calc [JANIS]

At ^Gevery party, there ^Cmight be a low Where the ^Genergy dips

[DAMIAN]

^GWhuh-oh, whuh-oh, woah You might be ^Gthinking it’s ^Clate we should go And they ^Dran out of chips

[CADY] No. No. No!

I ^Gcan’t even watch when she ^Ctouches his hair

And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow

Regina ^Gneeds to be toppled Sorry, ^CGretchen, I swear we'll get our party ^Dnow

One candy cane, please! [CADY, DAMIAN & JANIS]

A re^Gvenge party! A p^Aarty that ends with ^Clions in a roman ^Garena

[STUDENTS]

^GShe has everything ^AShe gets everything

^GRegina, Regina, Regina [DAMIAN, spoken] Ho, Ho, Ho. Candy cane gram for Shane Oman

[STUDENTS]

^GShe has everything [DAMIAN, spoken] And one for Caddy Heron

[STUDENTS]

^AShe gets everything [DAMIAN, spoken] Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco

[STUDENTS]

^GGlen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco [DAMIAN, spoken] And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

[GRETCHEN, spoken] Who sent that? [CADY, spoken] Aw. It’s from… [STUDENTS]

^GRegina! Regina! Regina! [CADY, spoken] Thanks for being a such a great best friend

[GRETCHEN, spoken] Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it. I mean… okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets. For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you ‘cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them. And she’s not really blonde, her natural color is dark blonde, also she totally she cheats on Aaron every Thursday. She says she has SAT Prep but really, she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s Costume [CADY, spoken] She makes him wear the costume? [GRETCHEN, spoken] NO, THEY’RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME! And I never told anyone because I’m such a good friend [JANIS, CADY, DAMIAN]

It's a Re^Gvenge Party A ^Aparty that ends with ^Csomebody's head on a s^Gpike

A R^Gevenge Party With your ^Atwo best friends It's like a ^Cparty with rev^Denge it's what it's ^Glike

A p^Carty with ^Drevenge is what it’s ^Glike A ^Cparty with^D revenge is what it’s^G like A ^Cparty with ^Drevenge Is what is ^Glike