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KEVIN Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what! First female ever on the team, what. A boxed lunch will be provided KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN: What! Gm Gm/Bb C5 CADY:
Gm I can do this Gm/Bb C Always could And Gmnot playing dumbGm/Bb will feel Cso damn good TheGm monster inside nGm/Bbeeds to beC released Gotta Gmdo what I doGm/Bb, gotta fCeed the beast
MS. NORBURY:
BbGotta eGarn some respect BbGrab that Cbig brass ring
CADY & MS. NORBURY:
Let's Gmdo this thing CADY, MS. NORBURY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN: Let's Cdo this thing!
KEVIN:
You're gonna rFoll up, stylin' Leather on your sleeve CAll-state champion, better believe C5Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
All you can solve's the problem in front of you High school's a four year social curse But math's the foundation of the... KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN: Universe! KEVIN: So sick of plucking that second string Then let's… KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN:
FBeep! Do this thing!
CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN:
GDo, tBbhis tChing GDo, tBbhis tChing
CADY:
Ab I'm no plastic KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN: No
CADY:
Db I'm no bish KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN: No!
CADY: I'm CADY & MS. NORBURY:
A lAbean, mean math machine Db OnAb a mission!
CADY: I lost what I lost
Got to sDbtart brand new CADY & MS. NORBURY: Go all Abin for the win With a chill, dDbope crew! Gotta Abmkick off the dust
CADY:
BI got schDbquillz to thrill KEVIN:
Schquillz! CADY:
Let's Abdo this thing! CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN: Let's Dbdo this thing!
ADJUDICATOR: (spoken)
Ab Welcome to the ICMAbmT State Final Math Championships, sEponsored by no one A Please solve for...
KEVIN:
DX equals two MARYMOUNT #1: DThe rate is two pi
ROWAN:
DX is greater than the value of Y MARWAN JITLA: DBoth polynomials are second degree So the asymptote is at Y equals three
MARYMOUNT #2:
DFunction X equals MX plus X KEVIN: DThe derivative of F at argument Z
MARYMOUNT #3:
DNegative four CADY: DNegative two
MARYMOUNT #1:
DThe slope is zero CAROLINE KRAFFT: DThe answer is true!
MARYMOUNT #3:
DmOne point of inflection KEVIN: DTwenty-nine!
CADY:
Four is tEbhe slope of the tangent line! ADJUDICATOR: (spoken)
We have a tie. We move into a one on one sudden death round,
In which each team mAbay choose their opponent. MaryBmount, who do you sDbelect? MARYMOUNT #1: (spoken)
We pick the girl KEVIN: (spoken)
B We Abpick the girl too CADY: (spoken) Nice to Bmeet you
CAROLINE KRAFFT: (spoken)
Db You’re going down, slut CADY: (spoken) What? BNo!
(sung)
Abm If we break, B Db from this crap B Abm Then the answers lBand Dbin our lap Ab Don't be scareBd,Db just persist Then our lAbimit does not Dbexist No, the lDbmimit does not exist!
ADJUDICATOR: (spoken)
Our newAbm state champions: Dbthe North Shore MathletAbmes! KEVIN: (spoken) DbAw yeah, Abyou like that MBarymount?!
Abm B Ab CADY & MS. NORBURY:
'Cause dAbmon't it feel gAbood BTo have gotten this far? It's not sAbomething you did Not the gDbirls you are You can hAbear the fear Upon your Dbheart just saying "Just Abdo your thing"
AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN:
DbAll you solve is the problem in front of you CADY & MS. NORBURY: AbDo your thing B
CADY, MS. NORBURY, AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN:
DbLiving for me, not dancing for none of you Do.B YourEb. ThAbing! AbDo your thing