[Intro] Feed me! Feed me! Feed me! Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long G|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------| A|3---3-----------|----------------| x6 E|----------------|----------------| That's right, boy. You can do it G|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------| A|3---3---5---5---|6---6---7---7---| E|----------------|----------------| Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long G|----------------|----------------| D|3---3-----------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------| x2 E|----------------|----------------| G|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------| A|3---3-----------|----------------| x2 E|----------------|----------------| 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour I can grow up big and G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|3~--------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|6~--------------| E|3---3-----------|----------------|5---5-----------|----------------|----------------| strong G|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------| A|3---3-----------|----------------| x10 E|----------------|----------------| [Verse] Would you like a Cadillac car? Or a guest spot on Jack Paar? s s p p p p s s p p p p G|----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|----------------|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---| A|10/-------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|----------------|8---8------------|-----------------|8---8------------|-----------------| How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? You gonna git it s s s s s s s G|----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|----------6-----|--8-------10-----|-----------------| E|8---8-----------|-----------------|8---8------------| How'd you like to be a big wheel Dinin' out for every meal? s s p p p p s s p p p p G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|8---8------------|-----------------|8---8------------|-----------------| I'm the plant that can make it all real You gonna git it s s s s s s s G|----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|----------6-----|--8-------10-----|-----------------|----5---6---7----| E|8---8-----------|-----------------|8---8------------|8----------------| [Chorus] I'm your genie, I'm your friend I'm your willing slave Take a chance, just feed me and G|----------------|----------------|-----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|-----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|--------0-------|3-------5-------|/3---------------|--------0-------|--------0-------|3-------5-------| E|1---------------|----------------|---------0-------|3---------------|1---------------|----------------| You know the kinda eats The kinda sticky licky sweets The kinda red hot treats I crave G|-----------------|-----------------|---------------------|--------------------| D|-----------------|-----------------|---------------------|--------------------| A|/5---7---8---9---|/5---7---8---9---|/10---12---13---14---|/10~----------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|---------------------|--------------------| [Verse] Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's s s p p p p s s p p p p G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---| A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|8---8------------|-----------------|8---8------------|-----------------| Take some initiative,work up the guts And you'll git it s s s s s s s G|----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|----------6-----|--8-------10-----|-----------------| E|8---8-----------|-----------------|8---8------------| [Bridge] I don't know. I don't know G|-----------------|----------------|----------------|-------------------|----------------|----------------| D|-----------------|----------------|----------------|---------------2---|5-------2---5---|2-----------2---| A|-------------7---|----7-----------|--------7---0---|1---2---3----------|----------------|----3-----------| E|/5-------8-------|8-------8---5---|----8-----------|-------------------|----------------|----------------| I have so, so many strong reservations G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|5---------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|--------2---5---|----------------|0---3-------0---|1---2---3-------|3---2---1-------| E|----0---1---2---|3---------------|3---2---1-------|----------------|----------------|------------5---| Should I go and perform G|----------------|----------------|----------------|--7-----9-------|-----------------|------------| D|----------------|5---------------|----------------|7---7-9---9-7---|-----------------|------------| A|----4---5---7---|----7---4-------|--------7---5---|----------------|10---9-------2---|5-----------| E|----------------|------------5---|7---------------|----------------|---------3-------|------------| mutilations? G|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------| A|3---3-----------|----------------| x2 E|----------------|----------------| [Verse] Think about a room at the Ritz Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz s s p p p p s s p p p p G|----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|----------------|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---| A|10/-------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|----------------|8---8------------|-----------------|8---8------------|-----------------| A little nookie gonna clean up your zits And you'll git it s s s s s s s G|----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|----------6-----|--8-------10-----|-----------------| E|8---8-----------|-----------------|8---8------------| Gee I'd like a Harley machine Cruisin' around like I was James Dean s s p p p p s s p p p p G|----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|----------------|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---|--------8-----10-|--------8---10---| A|10/-------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| E|----------------|8---8------------|-----------------|8---8------------|-----------------| Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green s s s s s s s G|----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| D|----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------| A|----------6-----|--8-------10-----|-----------------|----5---6---7----| E|8---8-----------|-----------------|8---8------------|8----------------| [Chorus] And if you wanna be profound If you really gotta justify Take a breath and look around G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|----0---3---5---|----0---1---2---|3---------------|----0---3---5---|----0---2---3---| E|1---------------|1---------------|------------13/-|1---------------|1---------------| A lot of folks deserve to die G|-----------------|-----------------| D|-----------------|-----------------| A|/5---7---8---9---|/11~-------------| E|-----------------|-----------------| [Verse] G|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------| A|3---3-----------|----------------| x3 E|----------------|----------------| G|----------------| D|----------------| A|3---3-----------| x6 E|----------------| Mmmmhhhhmmmmmm G|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|3---5---6---7---|3---5---6---7---|3---5---6---7---|3---5---6-------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|------------7---| If you want a rationale It isn't very hard to see Stop and think it over, pal G|----------------|----------------|------------2---|------------2---|----------------|----------------| D|----------------|----------------|----2---5-------|----2---5-------|----------------|----------------| A|----0---3---5---|----0---1---2---|3---------------|3---------------|----0---3---5---|----0---1---2---| E|1---------------|1---------------|----------------|----------------|1---------------|1---------------| The guy sure looks like plant food to me G|----------------| D|----------------| A|5---7---8---9---| x5 E|----------------| He's so nasty, treatin' her rough Smackin' her around and always talkin' so tough G|------------------------|--5---5---5---5-|--5---5---------|--5---5---5---5-|--5---5---------| D|------------------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|3---3---3---3---|3---3---7---9---|3---3---3---3---|3---3---7---9---| E|------------------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| You need blood and he's got more than enough G|----------------|--------------------| D|----------------|--------------------| A|3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-|8-8-8-8-10-10-10-10-| x4 E|----------------|--------------------| G|------------------------|------------------------| D|------------------------|------------------------| A|10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-|10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-| E|------------------------|------------------------| So go git it! 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