You're a me^Dman one, ^Bm7b5 Mister Grinch^{Bb7 A7} You re^Dmally ar^Ee a hee^A7l ^Aaug You're as cuddly ^D7as cactus ^G7 You're as ch^C7arming as an eel^Fmaj7 Bb9b5 A7 Mister Gr - i - nch

^E7b9You're a bad banana with a ^A7b9 greas^A7y black pee^Dml ^Bm7b5 Bb7 A7 Dm Bm7b5

You're a mo^Dmnster,^Bm7b5 Miste^Bb7r Grinch ^A7 Your ^Dmheart's an^E empty hol^A7e ^Aaug Your ^D7brain is full o^G7f spiders You've got g^C7arlic in your so^Fmaj7ul Bb9b5 A7 Mister Gr - i – nch

^E7(b9)I wouldn’t touch you with a... ^A7(b9)Thirty-nin^A7e and a hal^Dmf fo^Bm7b5ot pole Bb7 A7 Dm Bm7b5

You're a vi^Dmle one, ^Bm7b5 Mister Grin^Bb7ch ^A7 You ^Dmhave termi^Etes in you^A7r sm^Aaugile You have all the ^D7tender sweetnes^G7s of A seasick cr^C7ocodile ^Fmaj7 Mister Gr - i -^Bb9(b5) nch ^A7

^E7(b9)Given the choice between the two of you ^A7b9I'd take^A7 the seasic^Dmk cr^Bm7b5ocodile Bb7 A7 Dm Bm7b5

You're a fo^Dmul one, ^Bm7b5 Mister Grinch^{Bb7 A7} You'^Dmre a nasty^E-wasty sku^A7nk ^Aaug Your heart is ful^D7l of unwashed s^G7ocks Your soul is^C7 full of gunk ^Fmaj7 Bb9b5 A7 Mister Gr - i - nch

^E7b9are as follows, And I quote: ^A7b9Stink!..^A7., stank!..^Dm., s^Bm7b5tunk!

You're a ro^Dmtter, ^Bm7b5 Mister Grinch ^{Bb7 A7} You'^Dmre the kin^Eg of sinfu^A7l so^Aaugts Your heart's a de^D7ad tomato splot^G7ched With moldy p^C7urple spots ^Fmaj7 Mister Gr - i –^Bb9(b5) nch ^A7

^E7(b9)Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, ^A7(b9)overflowin^A7g with the ^Dmmost^Bm7b5 disgraceful ^E7(b9)assortment of rubbish imaginable ^A7b9Mangled-^A7up and tang^Dmled-^Bm7b5up knots Bb7 A7 Dm Bm7b5

You nauseat^Dme me, ^Bm7b5 Mister Grinch,^{Bb7 A7} With^Dm a nauseou^Es super "n^A7aus"^Aaug You're a crooked ^D7jerky jockey ^G7 and you driv^C7e a crooked hors^Fmaj7e Bb9b5 A7 Mister Gr - i – nch

^E7b9You're a three-decker ^A7b9sauerkra^A7ut and toad^Dmstoo^Bm7b5l sandwich ^E7b9With arsenic sauce Bb7 A7 Dm Bm7b5 A7 Dm