^AEvery now and ^F#mthen I feel like scratching ^AWith five fingers, “Hey! ^F#mHowdy, you!” (Yeah, yeah!) ^ABut all I really need are ^F#mapples and lasagna ^ABefore I go to b^F#med

^AI have a vacant ^F#mstare ‘cause I’m a robot ^AI’ve got hollow ^F#mlungs (I bet your toes are strong!) ^AWith soft skin engi^F#mneered to feel girl-like ^AI’ll stay forever ^F#myoung, yeah

^DWA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, ^AHEY-HAW, Wonder why ^F#mNo one that we know blows ^EChunks every day and night ^DWA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, ^AHEY-HAW, And don’t ^F#mStare into the sun or else your ^EEyes will burn and drip some ^DGoooo.^A.. And burn ^F#mout! Can’t look at the ^ESun or else your eyes will burn out ^DCan’t stare at the ^Asun! (Come on, let’s have some fun!) ^F#mDon’t stare at the ^Esun!

In my village we have ^F#mDaryl, Daryl the Pony And he’s been ^Ewaiting for a gifted young rider (Ha ha ha) Yeah, ^Dyou could not pick a pony that is better than ^C#Daryl the Pony of Love!

^DWA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, ^AHEY-HAW, Wonder why ^F#mNo one that we know blows ^EChunks every day and night ^DWA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, ^AHEY-HAW, why don’t we ^F#mCheck out all these socks and then ^ECheck me out while I dance and go

^F#mWow! Yeah! Yes! Okay! Now we’re dancing the donk-diddy-donkey ^EWhy’d you insist on kissing that clown? Don’t say goodbye or sayonara

^F#m(All the leeches love me!) We’re so glad be here ^EPlinko waddy-waddy choo-wa Digging that soul Round and round we go!

^AThis is a ^F#mdance we practiced in the gym ^A(Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa digging that ^F#msoul) ^AThere’s no way it ^F#mcould have been spontaneous ^A(Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa digging that ^F#msoul) It’s Corville! I’m running weird!

^DWA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, ^AHEY-HAW, I’m feeling ^F#mNo old-timey ghosts will be ^EFloating up on the ceiling ^DWA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, ^AHEY-HAW, And don’t ^F#mStare into the sun or else your ^EEyes will burn and drip some ^DGoooo.^A.. And burn ^F#mout! Can’t look at the ^ESun or else your eyes will burn out ^DCan’t stare at the ^Asun! (Oh whoooa) ^F#mDon’t stare at the ^Esun!