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^AI put on some ^Emake-up ^F#mAnd turn up the ^C#mtape deck ^DAnd pull the ^Awig down on my ^Ehead ^{F#7 Bm}Suddenly I'm^E miss Midwest ^Amidnight ^C#mchecko^Gmaj7ut queen ^AUntil I ^Dhead home And ^Eput myself to ^Abed ^{G D}

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^AI put on some ^Emake-up ^F#mAnd some Lavern ^C#mbaker ^DAnd pull the ^Awig down from the ^Eshelf ^{F#7 Bm}Suddenly I'm ^Emiss beehive ^Anineteen ^C#msixty^Gmaj7-three ^AUntil I ^Dwake up And ^Eturn back to ^Amyself ^{G D}

^ASome girls they got a ^C#mnatural ease ^F#mThey wear it ^Gmaj7any way they ^Dplease With their ^EFrench flip curls And ^Aperfumed maga^Ezines ^AWear it up ^C#mLet it down ^F#mThis is the ^Gmaj7best way that I've ^Dfound To be the ^Ebest you've ever ^Aseen

^AI put on some ^Emake-up ^F#mAnd turn up the ^C#meight-track ^DI'm pulling the ^Awig down from the ^Eshelf ^{F#7 Bm}Suddenly I'm ^Emiss Farrah ^AFawcett ^C#mFrom ^Gmaj7TV ^AUntil I ^Dwake up And ^Eturn back to my^Aself

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^AI put on some ^Emake-up ^F#mturn up the ^C#meight-track I'm ^Dpulling the ^Awig down from the ^Eshelf ^{F#7 Bm}Suddenly I'm^E this punk rock ^Astar Of ^C#mstage a^Gmaj7nd screen ^AAnd I ain't ^Dnever I'm ^Enever turning ^Aback