^N.C.Late for dinner, late again ^ALate for dinner, ^Dmlate again ^ALate for dinner, ^Dm/Elate again ^ALate for dinner, ^Gmlate, late, late, late ^ALate for dinner, ^Dmlate again ^ALate for dinner, ^Dm/Elate again ^ALate for dinner, ^Dm/Glate again ^ALate for dinner, ^Gm/Elate, late, late, late

^AWhizzer's supposed to ^Galways be here ^D/F#Making dinner ^D/F#Set to screw ^Dm/FThat's what pretty ^F#mboys should do ^BCheck their hairlines ^BMake the dinner and ^D/Elove ^Eme

^A7This is going nowhere and ^Em/Gfast, Whizzer ^A7This little thing that we ^Bm7have will not last ^Dmaj7Don't feel responsible ^F#m/BAfter all it's through ^Dmaj7I'm not responsible ^DLife can be ^Bm/Dwonderful ^Bm/DIsn't this ^Ewonderful? ^A7And this had better come to a ^Em/Gstop, Whizzer ^G#mNow, Whizzer ^AdimCiao, Whizzer, ^Bbend ^C#mThis had better come to an end

^DI was supposed to ^Ddim/Cmake the dinner ^GMake it pretty ^Gmon his plate ^GEvery wife should ^Bpull her weight ^EHave it ready ^EMake it tasty And l^Gove^A him

^Dmaj7This had better come to a ^Am/Cstop doctor ^Dmaj7This has been a tragic and ^Em7horrible flop ^Gmaj7Don't feel responsible ^AAfter all it's through ^Gmaj7Who is responsible? ^ADon't ask me ^Em/Aquestions I'm ^Afrightened of ^Em/Aquestions But ^Dmaj7grateful that it's come to a^Am/C stop, Trina ^DbmSmile, Trina ^DI'll help you ^Emend

^DI met this man today He ^Bb/Gwasn't very smart But he was ^Dmrich, Marvin ^CWhich, Marvin, ^Bbdo you prefer I ^Elust for? Brains or ^A7money? ^BBrains, I'm not so ^A7rich ^B But hell I'm ^Dm/Fsmart ^ELove me ^N.C.No ^DLove me, please Or break my ^Dheart ^E This is all very ^Dneat (this is all very ^Eneat) This is all very ^Dsmart (this is all very neat, this is all very ^Esmart)

And ^A7this had better come to a ^Em/Gstop, Mendel ^C#mDon't touch me! ^DDon't condes^Ecend ^DThis had better come ^DThis had better come to a D* D* D* D* This, this, this, this ^D/EThis had better come to an end E* This had better come to an end

^A5Chop, chop, ^Emchop, chop, ^A5chop I ^Emchopped it I ^Bbserved his ^Fmfood the ^Bbasshole ^Fmforced me ^A5Chop, chop, ^Emchop, chop, ^A5chop Chop, ^Emchop, chop ^AAnd still the bastard divorced me! ^A5Chop, chop, ^Emchop, chop, ^A5chop Chop, ^Emchop, chop

^DLate for dinner, ^Clate again (it isn't like he said) ^DLate for dinner, ^Clate again (you probably hurt his pride) ^DLate for dinner, ^Clate again (he's gotta have it all) ^DLate for dinner, ^Clate again He's like a ^Dbaby who's den^Eied)

^A7This had better come to a ^Em/Gstop, Marvin ^A7This has been a lousy but ^Bm7fabulous flop ^Dmaj7Why is it always our^F#m/Bselves who have to change? ^Dmaj7This is incredibly boring ^DYou've got a ^Bm/Dtemper that r^Bm/Dedefines te^Emper ^A7And this had better come to a ^Em/Gstop, Marvin ^G#mWhy, Marvin ^AdimTry, Marvin ^BBend ^F#m/BThis had better come ^F#m/BThis had better come to a ^F#m/EThis, ^F#m/Ethis, ^F#m/Ethis, ^F#m/Ethis ^F#m/EThis had better come to an end E E* This had better come to an end This had better come to an ^Aen^A/Gd ^{A/F# A/F E/F#m A}