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SONG: Dirty Rotten Number ARTIST: David Yazbek From the musical, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Intro: Cm7 Cm6 Cm7 Cm6 Cm7 Cm6 Cm7 Cm6
You may be maCm7ster of Your Cm6chosen occuCm7pationCm6 With several strinCm7gs of Cm6 D G7b5/C# Polo ponies in your stable You must reCm7member all the D#same That at the G#(add9)crux of every game Is knowing C#7when it's time To leave the Gm7b5table.
And it's imCm7portant to F9be artful in your Cm7exit F9 No turning bacD#k, you must accept D#/Gthe con is done,G#13 F#maj7#11 But now and then, you might recall The moments F9when you had it all You had C#9the charm, You had the talent G7(no3) And, my God, you had some fun.
It was a Cm9ball, it was a F9blast And it's a Cm9shame it couldn't F9last, But ev'D#(add9)ry chapter has to end, You must aDgree. C# It was a Cm9joy, it was suD#blime, A splendid G#(add9)way to earn a dime C#7 G7(no3) For a dirty rotten guy like Cm9me. F9 Cm9 F9
Dm9 G9 Dm9 G9
When you look Dm9back on all G9your conquests and Dm9deceptions G9 You see a thoFusand flawless pearls F/Aset in a A#13strand, G#maj7#11 Laid out from Biarritz to Rome, Each one as G9perfect as a poem D#9An opus to be proud of though it's A7(no3) written in the sand.
It was a Dm9ball, it was a G9thrill, You had the Dm9grace, you had the G9skill To know F(add9)exactly what to say And what to doE. D# You wouldn't Dm9trade a single Fday Or have it A#(add9)any other way D#9 A7(no3) A dirty rotten guy like A#9me.
It's almost a religion
The D#maj7need to take a pigeon And to A#9play your part With elegance and D#maj7zest
But when it's timC#7e to fold the act And your F#(add9)duffel bag is packed Take F9comfort in the fact That you've been A#9#11 A7#5 working with the best.
D#9#11
It A7#9was a blastDm9, it was a G9ball It was a Dm9gas, I loved G9it all 'Cause I F(add9)was hanging with the man And that's a plusE. D#
You've got the verveDm9 You've got the guts F You've go the nerve A#(add9)
You've got the nuts!
I guess we're D#9dirty rotten crooks, Dirty rotten shnooks A7 A#7#5 Dirty rotten guys Oh
D#7#9 G#9 It was a trip, it was a blast D#7#9 G#9 It was a shame it couldn't lsat
'Cause it was F#almost Too prodigious to discussG#7.
B9 A#7#5 So we got screwed for fifty grand
I think we stilA13l deserve a hand G#9 Dirty B9 RottenB9 A#7#5 E9b5 Guys
Like us! D#m9 B9 G#9 F9 D#m(maj9)