^AWhoopty-frickin-do, ^C#an A. What’s an A? It’s just a ^Dletter on a page Meant to ^Edistract us from the pain. ^ABut it’s not like any ^C#A can make a difference in the day. ^DSure, I could get an A ^Eif I wanted to get an A, But who cares about an ^AA? ^C#I don’t. ^DI don’t care. Although I ^Ecould have made that grade if I did care, ^ABut I don’t.^{C# D} But I ^Fcould if I ^Ewanted to!

^AWhoopty-frickin-do, ^C#look at this guy ^DIn the red and blue striped ^Etie, Making millions till he ^Adies, Selling bonds and ^C#stocks to other guys in ^Dties, Who have millions with ^Ewhich to buy a bunch of bonds and ^Astocks and ties. I’d rather ^C#die, which I will, ^DEventually of course, ^Ebut in the meantime I could make ^Amillions Selling stocks and ^C#bonds and ties ^DIf I tried. ^EBut I don’t. ^ABut I could. ^C#But I don’t.^D But I ^Fcould if I ^Ewanted ^Ato, ^C#yeah!^D Yeah, I ^Fcould if I ^Ewanted ^Ato! ^C#Who cares?^{D F E}

^AWhoopty-fricking-do a ^C#happy dad With his ^Dbig dad calves and his stupid ^Ebaseball cap And his ^At-ball shirt and dumb ass ^C#son Throwing a ball like it’s ^Dsooo important to ^Eknow how to throw a ball. Whoopty-^Africking-do. Who ^C#cares about throwing a ball or ^Dhaving a kid? It’ll get you ^Enowhere in life, Not like ^Agetting anywhere matters. Although, ^C#I guess it does if you ^Dcare, ^EWhich I don’t. ^A But I ^C#could. But I ^Ddon’t. But I ^Fcould if I ^Ewanted ^Ato, ^C#yeah! ^D Whoopty-fricking-^Fdo if I ^Ewanted ^Ato. This song ^C#sucks. ^D I could make it g^Food if I ^Ewanted ^Ato, ^C#yeah! Yeah, I ^Fcould if I ^Ewanted to!