^AmYeah. ^DmYeah. ^FUh huh. ^E7Yeah. ^AmYeah. ^Dm...Yes. ^FUh huh! ^E7Umm...I'm not sure. ^Am2:33? ^DmWhatever's easiest. ^FJED: Zach, get off the phone! ^E7Right

^AmI don’t do songs, I’m all about the ^Dmwritten word And you should ^Fsee me write graffiti, c^E7oncrete’s preferred ^AmThere’s nothin’ worse than hearing verse sung ^Dmlike a tweety bird Unless it’s ^Fscreamin’ cause I’m beatin’ up a t^E7heater nerd Or ^Amhaven’t you heard - ^DmI’m the black sheep in the band of brothers ^FWho sit around singing showtunes Giving ^E7back rubs to each other ^AmYou make a musical, don’t matter if it’s ^Dmwitty or pretty ^FThat’s a one way ticket to ^E7buttkicked city ^AmWhere you all are permanent ^Dmresidents ^FDo you need a little more ^E7evidence? ^AmDr. Horrible - hey that’s sound kinda^Dm dark and cool ^FSong-along blog - What the f*ck is th^E7is? Preschool?

^DmZacky’s doing us a little favor Blessin’ ^A7Commentary with his flavor Don’t ^Dmtell him it’s a musicial ‘Cause then ^E7he might kill us all ^DmZacky’s doing us a little favor Blessin’ ^A7Commentary with his flavor Don’t ^Dmtell him it’s a musicial ‘Cause then ^E7he might kill us all

^AmYou people are in freefall, straight into a ^Dmcheese ball ^FI get a message please call my bookie ^E7buddy, He’s all - ^AmWhat the hell is up with you up on ^DmHulu ^FThought we were layin’ low after that ^E7hooker snafu ^AmI said, hey listen, you just ^Dmmisunderstood ^FI got to get in on this web sh*t while the ^E7gettin’s good ^AmI didn’t know there were songs, that sh*t ^Dmmakes me sick ^FMy brother said it’s about a guy who ^E7kills some chick JED: ^AmHey, weren’t you a prince in "The King and I" in ^Dmseventh grade? ZACK: ^FNo, but I was backstage in the dark ^E7getting laid JED: ^AmWeren’t you pigpen in that "Charlie Brown" ^Dmshow we did? ZACK: ^FNo, I just wandered on stage during my ^E7homeless period JED: ^AmDidn’t you sing about the business in ^Dm"Annie Get Your Gun"? ZACK: I^Fs that what that was? I’ve been tanked up ^E7since ninety-one JED: W^Ameren’t you the Tin Man in "The ^DmWizard of Oz" or something? ZACK: ^FYeah, but I played the f^E7*ck out of that part ^F

^DmZacky’s doing us a little favor Blessin’ ^A7Commentary with his flavor ^DmDon’t tell him it’s a musical ‘Cause then ^E7he might kill us all ^DmZacky’s doing us a little favor Blessin’ ^A7Commentary with his flavor ^DmDon’t tell him it’s a musical ‘Cause then ^E7he might kill us all

^AmI wrote all the good lines and I ^Dmmade them funny ^FBut I was only in it for the ^E7horrible money ^AmPlus some were cut out, cause ^DmJoss is such a wuss he ^FCut my line for the girl, "The ^E7Penny is my p_ssy" ^AmNot to mention my whole ^DmMoist storyline ^FWhere he gets caught selling blow at the rest ^E7stop and serves time ^Amand then he gets out and tries to get his ^Dmsh*t together and teaches ^Fart to underprivileged kids at the ^E7local high school, ^Ambut things take an interesting turn ^Dmwhen an old gambling buddy comes to collect. ^FSee it’s his former life coming back to ^E7haunt him. ^AmYou can’t outrun your past. ^DmSee? Get it? That’s the point, Joss. ^FIt’s compelling! What’s going to ^E7happen to these kids? ^F

^DmZack is doin' us a little favor (Yes!) ^A7Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (I agree!) ^DmDon't tell him it's a musical 'Cause then ^E7he might kill us all (Come on!) ^DmZack is doin' us a little favor (Sure!) ^A7Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava (Here we go!) ^DmDon't tell him it's a musical, 'Cause then ^E7he might kill us all (that's a funky beat!) ^DmZack is doin' us a little favor, Blessin' ^A7"Commentary!" with his flava.(Zack!) ^DmDon't tell him it's a musical, 'Cause then ^E7he might kill us all (I'm the youngest!) ^DmZack is doin' us a little favor, ^A7Blessin' "Commentary!" with his flava. ^DmDon't tell him it's a musical, 'Cause then he ^E7might kill us all.