^DI find mys^Felf wak^Ging one day ^DAdventure w^Faiting^G for me ^DTo travel be^Fyond any^G measure ^AHope my ether ^Bmholds out f^Gor me ^DWell sure the girl is c^Fute eno^Gugh ^DBut will my sanit^Fy hold ou^Gt ^DBefore my one and ^Fonly frie^Gnd ^ALets me know how ^Bmscrewed I^G am?

^BmIt seems that ^GI've been tossed ^DInto the bowels of time ^BmIt ain't so p^Gretty here But ^DI gu^Aess ^CI'll be ^Dfine ^BmOne turn of ^Gluck fades out For a^Dnother one to die ^BmWell maybe ^Git can be fixed ^ARight...when pigs fly ^DThis Trigger's ^Ccom^Ge unglued ^DThis Trigger's ^Ccom^Ge unglued ^DThis paradox wo^Cn't ^Gdo ^AChrono Trigger Unglued

^DFirst I'm d^Ficed into a m^Gillion pieces ^DThen my tongue t^Fastes like my ^Gcat's feces ^DAs the cute gi^Frl diss^Golves away ^AOh dear God, t^Bmhis just a^Gin't my day ^DWith the little p^Fendant in h^Gand ^DI'm sent through time on f^Forceful d^Gemand ^DAnd right when lunch seems a^Fbout to ^Gtoss ^AFour hundred years is a b^Bmigger l^Goss!

^BmThe e^Gnds of t^Dime you say ^BmWait for n^Gone not ^De-v^Aen m^Ce ^{D Bm}I'm t^Grapped in d^Destiny ^BmSome^Gone p^Alease murder me!

^ANooooooooo [Chorus 3] ^BmIt seems that ^GI've been tossed ^DInto the bowels of time ^BmIt ain't so p^Gretty here But ^DI gu^Aess ^CI'll be ^Dfine ^BmOne turn of ^Gluck fades out For a^Dnother one to die ^BmWell maybe ^Git can be fi^Axed

^DThis Trigger's ^Ccom^Ge unglued ^DThis Trigger's ^Ccom^Ge unglued ^DThis paradox wo^Cn't ^Gdo ^AChrono Trigger Ung^Dlued