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If ^Gsomeone stood up ^G6in a crowd And ^Graised his voice up ^G6way out loud And ^Am/Dwaved his arm and ^D7shook his leg (XX0131) You'd notice him ^Ddim ^D7

^GIf someone in the ^G6movie show Yelled ^G"Fire in^G6 the second row This ^Am/Dwhole place is a ^D7powder keg!" You'd notice him ^Eb7 ^G

G Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B And even without clucking like a hen Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B Everyone gets noticed, now and then,

Unl^D/Aess, of course, that ^A7personage should ^D/Abe A7/E A7/D D7 Invisible, inconsequential me!

^D7Cellophane Mister Cellophane Shoulda ^Gbeen my name Mister Cellophane 'Cause you can ^D7look right through me Walk right by me ^Eb7 And never ^D7know I'm ^Gthere...

I tell ya

^D7Cellophane Mister Cellophane Shoulda ^Gbeen my name Mister Cellophane 'Cause you can ^D7look right through me Walk right by me ^Eb7 And never ^D7know I'm ^Gthere...

Sup^Gpose you was a ^G6little cat Re^Gsidin' in a ^G6person's flat Who ^Am/Dfed you fish and ^D7scratched your ears? You'd notice him ^Ddim ^D7

Sup^Gpose you was a ^G6woman, wed And ^Gsleepin' in a ^G6double bed Bes^Am/Dide one man, for ^D7seven years You'd notice him ^Eb7 ^G

Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B A human being's made of more than air Bm F#7/B Bm F#7/B With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there

Un^D/Aless that human ^A7bein' next to ^D/Ayou A7/E Is unimpressive, undistinguished ^D7You ^Edimknow ^D7who...

^F7[whistle] Shoulda ^A#been my name Mister Cellophane 'Cause you can ^F7look right through me Walk right by me ^F#7 And never ^F7know I'm ^A#there... I tell ya ^G7Cellophane Mister Cellophane Shoulda ^Cbeen my name Mister Cellophane 'Cause you can ^G7walk right by me Look right through me ^G#7 And never know ^G7I'm ^Amthere ^C/GNever even ^G7sus4know ^G7 I'm ^Cmthere. ^Ab7 ^C

Hope I didn't take up too much of your time.