^GHere in the boso^Cm of America^{G G}We love the things that ^B/F#make our country^C strong ^{E Am7}We give our littl^De sons ^Bm7Lots of love and lots of^E guns ^AmSo what could what could possibly go wro^Dng? ^GHere in the boso^Cm of Americ^Ga ^GWe sit at our c^B/F#omputer all night^C long ^E We pour o^Am7urselves a dr^F#/A#ink And then^Bm7 we tweet before we thin^Ek ^AmOh what could po^Dssibly go wrong?^G

^BWe teach our kids that when they lose they're wi^Em7nners T^Bhat everything they do, they do the bes^Emt ^AWe fill them up with sweets and ^DTV dinne^B/D#rs And when they're stuffed^Em up to the gills^A We strap th^Emem in an^Ad take our pill^Ds ^DKlonopin, Ativan, Paxil, and Valium

^EbWopaval's good, I got Librium here And I chase 'em all down^Eb/Db with a buc^Eb/Eket of^Eb beer!

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