^AOh when I was just a girl ^EI used to dream of a boy ^EWho would bring me lots of sweets ^AAnd be mein Schwarzwald of joy ^AMy Herr Gloop was quite a me^A7al But now he seems like ju^Dst a^B/D# crumb ^A/E'Cause it turns out that^A dessert ^Ewas yet to co^Ame! ^ASo we were wed and in mein magen ^ESomething big began to bloom ^EAnd my liver and my kidney ^AHad to vacate to make room ^AThen the blessed day arri^A7ved And out he rolled so round^D and^B/D# sweet ^A/EAnd the first wor^Ads that h^Ee uttered wer^Ae-

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Let's eat! Ja! [MRS GLOOP] ^DSo mit strudel, he'd canoodle, ^AHow he loved my pretzel pie ^EHe ate the whole kit and caboodle ^AAnd grew wide as well as high

^DThough his size is rather shocking ^AHe's what I was traumen of ^E'Cause there is more, more, more of him ^Ato love ^DGo ahead Augustus, don't be shy. Schpill your guts!

^GLike mein mutter und mein vater ^DI enjoy a healthy meal ^DYes my outside's soft und flabby, ^GBut my inside's made of steel

^CAnd I eat them limb from^A/C# limb [MR GLOOP] ^G/DWe don't leave our dachshunds all alo^Dne with him! ^G

^EbNein! [AUGUSTUS GLOOP] ^AbSo this morning I was eating ^EbWhen such hunger did attack ^EbUnd fifty Wonka bars were waiting ^AbFor a nice mid-breakfast snack ^AbBut the taste was kind of differ^Ab7ent, ^DbLike a bratwurst thr^Bb7/Dee days old ^EbSo I spit it out^Eb and ^Eb/Dbsaw I had stru^Abck gold! ^DbNow I'm the perfect ticket winner ^AbFor on chocolate I did teeth ^EbI am excited but keep eating ^Ab'Cause I only stop to breath ^DbAnd a lifetime full of chocolate ^AbA gesundheit from above ^EbAnd there'll be ^Ebmore,^Eb/Db more, more of^Ab me to love

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Let’s Yodel! GROUP ^DbOh-de-lay-ee ^AbOh-de-lay-ee ^EbOh-de-lay-ee X 3 Ab Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee Db Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee Ab Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee