^CmChristine is begging for assistance, ^FJeremy! She's helpless and ^Bbcraving She clearly needs ^Ebsaving And you hold the ^Cmkey, Wo-ah! ^FJeremy If you get her ^Bbcorrected You'll both be ^Ebconnected Litera^Cmlly, Wo-oah She's ^Bblost and overcome with hesi^Abta-a-ation She ^Bbwished she knew what life was all a^Abbout A ^AbSquip can fix her current situa-^Gmation Things im^Fmprove without a doubt It'll be ^Gmyou who helped her out Let's save the ^Cmpitiful children

^AbWoah^G [The Squip] Let's save the ^Cmpitiful children

^DbWoah^Ab [The Squip] Let’s teach the ^Cmpitiful children, who just ^Abhaven’t a clue ^FmJust what to do ^GHe-elp them to he-e-elp ^Cmyou

^CmLadies running shoes? There's gotta be enough SQUIPS in here for.. [The Squip, spoken] ^BbThe entire school? Now put those pills in that beaker and fill it with Mountain Dew!

^CmCan you see the vision clearly, ^FJeremy? People ^Bbembracing And inter^Ebfacing ^CmBeep bop boop boop ^BbChristine will be so thoroughly del^Abi-i-ghted ^BbWhen you improve the lives of all her ^Abpeers ^AbSync the school, get everyone ^Gmunited ^FJocks and geeks will hug and chat, ^Gwhile--

^AbAaa^Bbaaa^Cmaah, ^Gyeah! [Jeremy & The Squip] Let's save the ^Cmpitiful children!

^AbWo-^Goah [Jeremy & The Squip] Let's save the ^Cmpitiful children!

^DbBeep bop boo beep bop boo ^Abbeep bop boo beep [Jeremy & The Squip] Let’s teach the ^Cmpitiful children, who just ^Abhaven’t a clue

^GJust what to do He-elp them to he-elp ^Cmyou

^Ab(vo^Gcalizing) ^Cm[In^Abstr^Gum^Cment^Dbal]^{Ab Cm Ab G}

Let's save the ^Cmpitiful children [The Squip] ^AbBeep beep beep beep ^Gboop

Let's save the ^Cmpitiful children [The Squip] ^DbSquip, Squip, Squip, Squip, Squip, ^AbSquip, Squip, Squip

Let’s teach the ^Cmpitiful children, who just ^Abhaven’t a clue [The Squip] ^BbIf that's what we do ^BbIf that's what we do, then

^AbEvery^Cmthing a^Fmbout us is ^Dbgoing to be ^Abwonderful [Students] ^DbWe love everything abou^Abt Squips

^AbEvery^Cmthing a^Fmbout us is ^Dbgoing to be ^Abso alive [Students] ^DbWe could never live with^About SQUIPs

You ^Dbwon't feel left out ^Ebor unsure [All] ^DbNot pitiful children ^Ebanymore, 'Cause Every^Abthing a^Fmbout us is going to be ^Dbcool ^DbWhen... we... ^Abrul^Fme!-^Ab