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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
Ei am hanging in the Abathroom at the Bbiggest Eparty of the Afall i could Estay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at Aall B A B A B A B
[Verse 2]
Ei'm a creeper in a Abathroom cause my Bbuddy Ekinda left me Aalone but i'd rathEer fake pee than stand awkwardly and pretend to check a text on my AphonBe A B A B A B
[Bridge 1]
AbEverything felt fine when i was half of a Bpair and through no fAbault of mine there's no other half Athere
[Chorus 1]
BNow I'm just MicEhael in the Bbathroom Michael in the Ebathroom Aat a Eparty Forget how long its Bbeen I'm just EMichael in the Bbathroom BMichael in the Ebathroom Aat a Eparty
[Bridge 2]
AbNo, you can't come Bin I'm Awaiting it out 'til it's Btime to leave and picking at Dm7grout while I G7softly grieve
[Chorus 2]
I'm just BMichael who you Cdon't know Dm7Michael flying G7solo BMichael in the Ebathroom Aby himsEelf All Aby himsEelf A B A B A B A B
[Verse 3]
AbI am hiding, but he's out there EJust ignoring all our hBistory Memories get Aberased And I'll get replAaced BAnd I hEear a drunk Bgirl Singing along Eto Whitney tAhrough the doEor Ab"I wanna dance with somebBody!" And my feelings sAink Cause it makes me Bthink Now there's no one to make Dm7fun of drunk girls with anyG7more G7now its just...
[Chorus 3]
I'm just EMichael in the Bbathroom BMichael in the Ebathroom Aat a Eparty
I have regret the beers
I'm just EMichael in the Bbathroom BMichael in the Ebathroom Aat a EpartyA B A B A B A B
[Bridge 3]
As I Achoke Bback the Etears I'll Await as long as I need Til my Bface is dry Or I'll just Dm7blame it on weed Or something in G7my eye
[Chorus 4]
BI'm just Michael Who you Cdon't know Dm7Michael flyin' G7solo BMichael in the Ebathroom Aby himsEelf A B A B A B A B
[Passage 1]
AKnock, Bknock, Aknock, Bknock AThey're gonna Bstart to shout soon AKnock, Bknock, Aknock, Bknock AAh hell yeah I'll be Bout soon BbKnock, Fknock, Bbknock, Fknock BbIt sucks he Cleft me here alone BbKnock, Fknock, Bbknock, Fknock BbHere in this Cteenage battlezone GClang, Cclang, Gclang, Cclang GI feel the Cpressure blowing up GBang, Cbang, Gbang, Cbang GMy big mistCake was showing up Dm7Splash, Abmsplash, Dm7splash, Abmsplash Dm7I throw some water in my Fface
[Passage 2]
Dm7And I am in a better place I go to open up the Adoor But I can't hear knockBing AnymEore And I can't help but Eyearn For a different Btime And then I look in the mirrEor EAnd the present is clear And there's Ano denying BI'm Ejust B... Dm7 A at a parEty Is there a saddAer Bsight AmmmmBmmmmAmm m BMichael in the Ebathroom Aat a Eparty This is a AheinBous Enight I wish I Astayed at home in bed Watching Bcable porn Or wish I offed mysDm7elf instead Wish I was nevG7er born
[Coda]
I'm just BMichael Who's a loner CSo he must be a stoner Dm7Rides a PT CruisG7er BGod he's such a lEoser AMichael flying solEo Who you Bthink that you kCnow
BMichael in the Ebathroom Aby himsEelf AAll by himsEelf AAll by himsEelf When aAll you know about Eme Bis my name Awesome partEy I'm so glad I BCameA B A B A B A B