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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
BTake your hands out of your Epockets Arch your back, puff out your Dchest Add some swagger to your Egate or You'll look like a masturbaGmtor Fix your posture, then the Brest
[Verse]
All your Enerdiness is ugly All your stammering's a Dchore Your tics and fidgets are perEsistent And your charm is non-Gmexistent Fix your vibe, then fix some Bmore
[Pre-Chorus]
DOh, Eeverything Aabout you is so Bterrible DWhoa, Eeverything Aabout you makes me Bwanna die
[Chorus]
So Edon't freak out And F#don't resAist And Ehave no doubt If F#I assBist BYou CwilF#l CBe more Bchill
[Verse]
BFirst thing's first, Ego buy a new shirt It's better if you just Dcomply My job's to color your Eaesthetic And make you seem much less Gmpathetic Just step and fetch, don't ask me Bwhy
[Pre-Chorus]
DOh, Eeverything Aabout you is so Bterrible BEverything about you sucks! BEverything about you sucks! DWhoa, Eeverything Aabout you makes me Bwanna die BEverything about you sucks! BEverything about you sucks! AAll the Epeople in the Amall Think you're Bsuch a slob BYou're a slob! BTerrible! BSuch a slob! And DboEy, can GmI see Bwhy!
(Dialogue) [Bridge]
AI Bbsaw it in the window And I Acouldn't dismiss AI was dating a Cgirl and She had a Bbshirt just like Dthis AIt's still Dpainful BbIt's Cstill Gmpainful AMadeBbline AMadeline She's GmFrench AI broke up with her AI broke up with her A'Cause she was ACheating on me A'Cause she was ACheating onBb meC Gm A
[Outro]
Hey, Hamlet. ABe more Dchill.