^FI wish you could meet my girlfriend My ^Bbgirlfriend who lives in ^FCanada ^CShe couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her My girlfriend who lives in ^FCanada Her ^Bbname is Alberta, she lives in ^FVancouver She ^Bbcooks like my mother and ^Fsucks like a Hoover I ^Bbe-mail her every single ^Fday, just to ^Bbmake sure that everything's o^Fkay It's a ^Bbpity she lives so far ^Gaway i^Cn ^FCanada

^A7Last week she was ^Dmhere but she had the flu Too ^G7bad 'cause I wanted to ^Cintroduce her to you It's so ^A7sad, there wasn't a ^Dmthing that she could do But stay in ^G7bed with her ^Clegs up over her head

^FI wish you could meet my girlfriend But you ^Bbcan't because she is in ^FCanada ^CI love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her So, soon I'll be off to ^AmAlberta

N.C.

, I mean Van^Amcouver Shit, her ^Dmname is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver She's my g^Gmirlfriend, my wonderful ^Bbm7girlfriend Yes, I have a ^Fgirlfriend who ^Clives in ^FCanada ^{Ab C} N.C. F And I can't wait to eat her pussy again