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Date: Mon, 27 Apr 1998 10:53:27 -0700 From: John Blair <jwblair@ix.netcom.com> Subject: m/misc_soundtrack/lydia_the_tattooed_lady.crd Lydia The Tattooed Lady Music by Harold Arlen Lyrics by E.Y. Harburg As sung by J. Cheever Loophole (Groucho Marx) in "At the Circus" Note: MP2 and WAV versions of this song can be found at: http://mems.ee.cornell.edu/~mbw/lydia.html Transcription and any errors by jwblair@ix.netcom.com (Intro dialog) Chico: Folks, I wanna you should meet my pal, my *best* friend. (What's your name again?) Groucho: Loophole. Chico: Glad to know ya. Groucho: It's your pleasure. Ah this meeting brings back memories-- childhood days! lemonade!! romance! My life was wrapped around the circus-- her name was Lydia. I met her at the World's Fair in 1900, marked down from 1940. Ah Lydia. (ad lib sung/spoken) She was the most glorious creature under the sun. Weiss(?)!, DuBarry(?)! Garbo! Rolled into one. Ahhhhh...
CLydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Lydia the tattooed Glady FShe has Ceyes that Ffolks adCore so FAnd a Dmtorso Feven Dmmore so CLydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia Oh Lydia, the queen of tatFtoo On her Dmback is the Battle of Waterloo FBeside it the Wreck of the Hesperus, too And Cproudly above waves the Fred, white and blue You can Clearn a Glot from CLydia
C(la la la, la la la) C(la la la, la la la)
EbWhen her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world If you step up and Bbtell her where
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree
Or Washington crossing the EbDelaware Eb(la la la, la la la) C(la la la, la la la)
CAh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Oh Lydia the tattooed Glady FWhen her Cmuscles Fstart Crelaxin' FUp the Dmhill comes FAndrew DmJackson CLydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia Oh Lydia, the queen of them Fall For Dmtwo bits she will do a mazurka in jazz With a Fview of Niagara that nobody has And Con a clear day, you can Fsee Alcatraz You can Clearn a Glot from CLydia
C(la la la, la la la) Eb(la la la, la la la)
EbCome along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso Just a little classic by Mendel PiBbcasso
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
Here's Godiva but with her Ebpajamas on Eb(la la la, la la la) Eb(la la la, la la la)
EbHere is Grover Whelan unveilin' the Tri-lon Over on the west coast we have Treasure BbIsle-on
Here's Nijinski a-doin' the rumba
Here's her social security Ebnumbah Eb(Whistling instead of singing la la la...) C(Whistling instead of singing la la la...)
CAh Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia Oh Lydia, the champ of them Fall She Dmonce swept an admiral clear off his feet The Fships on her hips made his heart skip a beat And Cnow the old boy's in commFand of the fleet For he Cwent and Gmarried CLydia
CI said Lydia He said Lydia They said Lydia We said Lydia La-la!