Misc. - Cthulhu pie

A ^Flong, ^Glong ^Dm7time ago ^DmI can still re^Fmember those berr^Amies in the grocery ai^Gsle And ^FI knew ^Gright^Dm7 then at first glance That ^DmI could make a pie ^Fperchance and may^Ambe it would have^F a little sm^Gile But ^Amthe result, it ^Dmmade me shiver As I r^Amemoved it af^Dmter dinner ^FBad news ^Fon the ^Dmstove top, M^Fy breathing came to a s^Gtop I ^Fcan't remem^Gber if I ^Amcried When I ^Dm7looked into its^G evil eyes ^FSomething ^Gtouched me ^Amdeep inside The ^Fday I ^G7baked ^Fthat^F pie^F

So ^FBye ^FBye Sca^Fry Cthulhu ^GPie you made my ^Fberries look so ^Fscary and I ^Fjust don't know ^Gwhy Your ^Fevil ^Fcrust makes me ^Fwant to ^Gcry Scream'n, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^D7ie, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^G7ie

^FDid you come here ^Dmto make me flee, And were ^Fyou sent by the ^Dmdevil to me, ^AmWill the Bible ^Gtell me so? ^FDid you ^Gcome here to ^Amdevour my soul, and ^Dm7will locusts fly ^Fout of your berry holes. ^AmI had to back awa^D7y real slo^Gw! Well, I^Am know that you’re ^Gan evil dessert and I'^Amm not sure I can^G get away unhurt I fi^Fgured what h^Fave I got to ^D7lose , ^Fit was time for me to ^G7choose. I was a ^Flonely ^Gteenage ^Ampastry cook with a ^Dmsoul that heaven ^Fhad forsook so ^FI knew ^Gthat it was ^Amtime to book The ^Fday I ^G7baked that ^Fpie. ^FI s^Ftarted screaming

So ^FBye ^FBye Sca^Fry Cthulhu ^GPie you made my ^Fberries look so ^Fscary and I ^Fjust don't know ^Gwhy Your ^Fevil ^Fcrust makes me ^Fwant to ^Gcry Scream'n, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^D7ie, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^G7ie

Now for ^Ften years I've been ^Dmon my own but th^Fe pie still haunts me when I'm ^Dmall alone ^Ambut that’s not how it ^Gshould be. When I gra^Fbbed my^G things, and I^Am ran away the p^Dm7ie spoke to me in a^Fn ominous way with a^Am voice that came from yo^D7u and m^Ge Oh, a^Amnd while I thought I was ^Gsafe and sound, the ^Ampie's power grew by^G leaps and bounds. Human^Fity was e^Fnslaved; No^D7 one c^Fould be sa^G7ved. And while ^Fall I wan^Gted was a t^Amasty treat, the ^Dmpie took over the ^Fworld's elite, And ^Fwe were fo^Grced to m^Amake a hasty retreat, The ^Fday I bake^G7d that ^Fpie. ^FWe ^Fwere scream'n

So ^FBye ^FBye Sca^Fry Cthulhu ^GPie you made my ^Fberries look so ^Fscary and I ^Fjust don't know ^Gwhy Your ^Fevil ^Fcrust makes me ^Fwant to ^Gcry Scream'n, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^D7ie, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^G7ie

^FHelter skelter the h^Dmell fires made us swelter. ^FThe survivors hid in a ^Dmfallout shelter, ^AmBut our supplies were^Gn't going to last. It was^F time to ^Gstrike, to ^Amsave our lives. Before^Dm7 the pie lead to ou^Fr demise, ^AmSo we came up with a plan reall^D7y fast^G. Now an ^Amevil mist was ever^Gywhere and Cthu^Amlhu's minions reaped ^Gdeath and despair ^Fwe only had^F one chan^D7ce, ^Fwe had to make our st^G7ance! The ^Fpie it ^Gtried to m^Amake us scream so we fo^Dmund a freezer full of v^Fanilla ice cream and ^Fwe fi^Glled a truc^Amk to the extreme ^FThe day I^G7 baked th^Fat pie ^FWe ^Fstarted scream'n

So ^FBye ^FBye Sca^Fry Cthulhu ^GPie you made my ^Fberries look so ^Fscary and I ^Fjust don't know ^Gwhy Your ^Fevil ^Fcrust makes me ^Fwant to ^Gcry Scream'n, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^D7ie, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^G7ie

Oh, a^Fnd there we were ^Dmall in one place, the ^FCthulhu Pie had g^Dmiven us chase but th^Amere was no time left to^G run and hide. So come on: ^Fjack be n^Gimble^Am, jack be quick! ^Dm7our plan was crazy, ^Fand our implementation drastic b^Amut we lured the pie into an ic^D7e cream landslide^G Oh, a^Amnd as I watched i^Gt shout with rage^Am My hands clenched a spoon, ^Gready to engage. The^F pie wa^Fs born i^D7n hell but ^Fwe broke that sata^G7n’s spell. and as we d^Fevoured its tast^Gy crust^Am and enjoyed th^Dme ice cream in a^F fit of lust I saw C^Fthulhu^G laughing wi^Amth disgust The d^Fay I ba^G7ked tha^Ft pie ^FHe s^Ftarted singing

So ^FBye ^FBye Sca^Fry Cthulhu ^GPie you made my ^Fberries look so ^Fscary and I ^Fjust don't know ^Gwhy Your ^Fevil ^Fcrust makes me ^Fwant to ^Gcry Scream'n, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^D7ie, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^G7ie

No^Fw, 100 y^Gears have c^Amome and gone and th^Dme Cthulhu Pie is le^Fgend and song and tha^Amt's the way it stayed for a whi^Gle. Un^Ftil, a gir^Gl went ^Amto the grocery store Where I^Dm had gone y^Fears before, and she ^Ambaked apples in a c^Frust, and gave it a ^Gsmile. And ^Amin the streets: the^Dm children screamed, The l^Amovers cried, and the ^Dmpoets blasphemed. the ^Fevil h^Fad return^Dmed; al^Fl of humanity burn^Ged. And the ^Fthree men ^GI ad^Ammire most, the ^Dm7Father, ^FSon, and the ^G7Holy Ghost ^FThey caught the ^Glast train ^Amfor the coast the ^Dm7she bake^G7d that^F pie ^G7and they were singing...

So ^FBye ^FBye Sca^Fry Cthulhu ^GPie you made my ^Fberries look so ^Fscary and I ^Fjust don't know ^Gwhy Your ^Fevil ^Fcrust makes me ^Fwant to ^Gcry Scream'n, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^D7ie, t^Amhis will be the day that I d^G7ie