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e|----------0-0-0----0-0-0----0-0-0---| B|----------2-2-2----2-2-2----2-2-2---| G|----------2-2-2----2-2-2----2-2-2---| D|----------2-2-2----2-2-2----2-2-2---| A|-------0------------------0---------| E|-0-2-4-----------0------------------|(x2) "Hey look buddy, i'm an enginner. That means i solve problems." e|----------0-0-0-------0-0-0-----0-0-0-|----0-0-0---------------------| B|----------2-2-2-------2-2-2-----2-2-2-|----2-2-2--------(gunshots)---| G|----------2-2-2-------2-2-2-----2-2-2-|----2-2-2--------(gunshots)---| D|----------2-2-2h4p2---2-2-2-----2-2-2-|----2-2-2h4p2-0--(gunshots)---| A|-------0-----------0------------------|-0-----------4---(gunshots)---| E|-0-2-4-----------------------0--------|------------------------------| "Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------(Silence, gunshots, deathgurgle, a sip of beer)--| D|-0(let it ring out)------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------| "I solve practical problems" e|-----0-0-0-----0-0-0------0-0-0--------0-0-0-|-----0-0-0------0-0-0-----------0-0-0--| B|-----2-2-2-----2-2-2------2-2-2--------0-0-0-|-----0-0-0------0-0-0-----------2-2-2--| G|-----2-2-2-----2-2-2------2-2-2--------1-1-1-|-----1-1-1------1-1-1-----------2-2-2--| D|-----2-2-2-----2-2-2------2-2-2-2p0----2-2-2-|-----2-2-2------2-2-2-----------2-2-2--| A|--0--------------------0-----------4---------|--2--------------------------0---------| E|------------0-----------------------0--------|-------------0---------0-2-4-----------| "For instance, how am i gonna stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing me a structually superflous new behind?" e|----0-0-0-------0-0-0-----0-0-0-----0-0-0----------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2--| (sentry aims) B|----2-2-2-------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2----------3-3-3-----3-3-3-----3-3-3-----3-3-3--| (shoots rockets) G|----2-2-2-------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2----------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2h4| (rockets whoosh) D|----2-2-2-------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2--------0------------------0-------------------| (explosion) A|-------------0-------------------0---------0-2-4----------0-------------------0---------| (MY ARM!) E|-0---------------------0----------------------------------------------------------------| (flop) "The answer? Use a gun. And if that dont work? Use more gun." e|-----------0-0-0-----0-0-0-----0-0-0-|----0-0-0--x-x-x----------0-0-0-----0-0-0-----| B|-----------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2-|----2-2-2--3-3-3----------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----| G|--2h4p2----2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2-|----2-2-2--2-2-2----------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----| D|-------4---2-2-2-----2-2-2-----2-2-2-|----2-2-2--0-0-0----------2-2-2-----2-2-2-----| A|--------0-------------------0--------|-----------0-0-0-------0-------------------0--| E|------------------0------------------|-0----------------0-2-4----------0------------| "Like this heavy caliber tripod lilol' number. Designed by me. Built by me. And your best hope; not pointed at you" ************************************ | h Hammer-on | p Pull-off | x Dead note ************************************