Standard Tuning Introduction: Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E Verse #1:

You're a ^Ammean one, ^DmMister ^GGrinch You ^Amreally ^Dare a ^Eheel You're as ^Amcuddly as ^Dmcactus You're as ^Gcharming as an ^Ceel Mister ^FGr - i - ^Ench

(silence) You're a bad banana with a

greasy black ^Ampeel ^Dm Am Dm Am Dm E

Verse #2 (same chords for all verses): You're a monster, Mister Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot ^Ampole ^Dm Am Dm

Verse #3: You're a foul one, Mister Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) The three words that best describe you are as follows

And I quote: ^DmStink, ^Estank, ^Amstunk Verse #4: You're a vile one, Mister Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of A seasick crocodile Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence) Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick ^Amcrocod^Dmile Am Dm Am Dm E

Verse #5: You're a rotter, Mister Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched With moldy purple spots Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled-up and ^Etangled-up ^Amknots ^Dm Am Dm Am Dm E

Verse #6: You nauseate me, Mister Grinch, With a nauseous super "naus" You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse Mister Gr - i - nch (silence) You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich

With arsenic ^Amsauce ^Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am E Am

Misc Christmas - Youre a mean one mr grinch