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A pain to transpose, but here it is so no one else has to go the misery. Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?" Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting. Petunia: No. No, we don't.
Larry: HDmave you seen the sciA7ssors, miss? D Petunia: ThFey're in the bottom draGwer Larry: IBb tried that drawer but they're theFre no more Petunia: That's odd Larry: IGm know I thought for sDmure Petunia: Have you seen the maskiA7ng tape? Larry: IFt's right next to the phonGe Petunia: TBbhat's what I thought but noFw's it not GI guess I should have knowCn Together: OChhhAbh... Where have all the stBbmaplers gone? Eb7What happened to our paAbper clips? Petunia: TFmhe ballpoint pens are gBbmone again Larry: They're gone again Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick Bdim Do you remember when... Larry: FmThe rubber bands were C7in their place? Petunia: TAbhey're in the middle drawerBb Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer Larry: LDbight bulbs easy Abto replace Petunia: Yes! Larry: BbmThere were always mFmore Petunia: FmReams of paper rC7aining down Paper: Raining, raining down Together: LAbegal pads a plenty Bb Legal Pads: We're legal Petunia: HigDbhlighters in eAbvery hue Larry: I remember! Together: NBbmever less than twEbenty BOhhhh... Where have all the staC#mplers gone? F#7What happened to our paBper clips? Larry: G#mThe ballpoint pens are C#mgone again Petunia: They're gone again Together: We've run out of packing slipsDdim Petunia: SCmomeday my prints will come Larry: PlGease replace the toner Petunia: SCmomeday we'll find more of Larry: OGur manila folders Petunia: SEbomeday my prints will come Larry: WBbhere's the printer cable? Petunia: SEbomeday we'll find more of Ab/Bb Bb--C Together: Adhesive shipping labels COhhhh... Where have all the staDmplers gone? G7What happened to our paCper clips? Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips Larry: AmThe ballpoints are gDmone again Petunia: They're gone again Together: BdimThe Sharpies all have flaF/Gttened tiGps CWhere have all the staplers goneAm?
Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two: of the Staplers.