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Narrator: And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. The part of the
where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune. Without further ado, from
unknown musical "Office Supplies," the heart-rending love song, "Where Have All
the Staplers Gone?"
Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting.
Petunia: No. No, we don't.
Larry: HDmave you seen the sciA7ssors, miss? D
Petunia: ThFey're in the bottom draGwer
Larry: IBb tried that drawer but they're theFre no more
Petunia: That's odd
Larry: IGm know I thought for sDmure
Petunia: Have you seen the maskiA7ng tape?
Larry: IFt's right next to the phonGe
Petunia: TBbhat's what I thought but noFw's it not
GI guess I should have knowCn
Together: OChhhAbh... Where have all the stBbmaplers gone?
Eb7What happened to our paAbper clips?
Petunia: TFmhe ballpoint pens are gBbmone again
Larry: They're gone again
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick Bdim
Do you remember when...
Larry: FmThe rubber bands were C7in their place?
Petunia: TAbhey're in the middle drawerBb
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: LDbight bulbs easy Abto replace
Petunia: Yes!
Larry: BbmThere were always mFmore
Petunia: FmReams of paper rC7aining down
Paper: Raining, raining down
Together: LAbegal pads a plenty Bb
Legal Pads: We're legal
Petunia: HigDbhlighters in eAbvery hue
Larry: I remember!
Together: NBbmever less than twEbenty
BOhhhh... Where have all the staC#mplers gone?
F#7What happened to our paBper clips?
Larry: G#mThe ballpoint pens are C#mgone again
Petunia: They're gone again
Together: We've run out of packing slipsDdim
Petunia: SCmomeday my prints will come
Larry: PlGease replace the toner
Petunia: SCmomeday we'll find more of
Larry: OGur manila folders
Petunia: SEbomeday my prints will come
Larry: WBbhere's the printer cable?
Petunia: SEbomeday we'll find more of
Ab/Bb Bb--C
Together: Adhesive shipping labels
COhhhh... Where have all the staDmplers gone?
G7What happened to our paCper clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
Larry: AmThe ballpoints are gDmone again
Petunia: They're gone again
Together: BdimThe Sharpies all have flaF/Gttened tiGps
CWhere have all the staplers goneAm?
Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two:
of the Staplers.