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Chef: Well, because, children, a prostitute is someone who you could pay for certain services. Stan: Like what? Chef: Like keeping you company. Understand? Stan: No. Chef: You see, children, sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the lovin' is over, the woman just wants to talk, and talk, and talk, and talk.

But a pr^Dostit^D/C#ute is some^D/Bone who'll ^Dsus2love you No ^Gmatter who you ^Asus4are, or what you ^Dlook like^D/C#. ^{D/B Dsus2 G} Ye^Asus4s, it's true, children. But ^Dthat's not ^D/C#why you pay a p^D/Brostit^Dsus2ute, no, you ^Gdon't pay her to ^Asus4stay, you pay her to leav^De aft^D/C#erwar^D/Bds. ^Dsus2 That's ^Gwhy I praise the ^Em7lord for prosti^Asus4tutes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!

A pr^Dosti^D/C#tute is like ^D/Bany other ^Dsus2woman, they ^Gall trade somethin' for ^Asus4sex and they do it ^Dwell. And ^Em7that's why ^Asus4I say: Pr^Dostitutes! Pr^D/C#ostitutes! They^D/B--