Misc Cartoons - South park - mr hanky the christmas poo

We all k^Fnow of Rudolph an^Emd his shining no^Dmse ^C And we al^Fl know Frosty who^Em's made out of ^Dmsnow ^C But all o^Gf those stories seem kind of...^Abm gay 'Cause we all k^Amnow who brightens^Dm up our holiday^{G G7}

Mr. Hanke^Fy the Christmas ^EPoo ^{A7 Am}Small and brown^C he comes from you ^{Am Dm}Sit on the toile^Gt here he c^Comes ^{Am D}Squeeze him 'tween your festi^Gve buns A ^Fpresent from do^Emwn below ^{A Dm}Spreading joy w^Gith a "Howdy-Ho!" ^{C Am} He's seen ^Dmthe love in^Gside ^Amof you 'Cause he's ^Ga piece o^Cf poo ^AbSometimes he's nutty Somet^Gimes he's corny ^C He can be brown^Bb or greenish brown (Mm^Ebmmhmmm!) But if yo^Fu eat fiber on Christmas ^Geve ^{C D}He might come to your town!^C

^CMr. Hanke^Fy the Christmas ^EPoo ^{A Am}He loves me, I^G7 love you ^{G Am Dm}Therefore, vicar^Giously he loves ^Cyou! ^{Am D}I can make a Mr. H^Gankey too! (Pff^Cffft)

^EbI'm Mr. Hanke^Aby the Chri^C7stmas Poo ^Fm7Seas^Bbons Greetings to ^Eball of you! ^BbLet's sing songs and dance^Eb and play ^{Cm7 F7}Now before I melt away.^{Bb7 Ab}Here's a game I like to play ^{C7 Fm7}Stick me ^Bb7in your mouth and try ^Ebto say ^BbHowdy ho ho yum y^Ebum yum ^FChristmas Ti^Bb7me has come^Eb! Sometimes^Ab He's runny Some^Bbtimes he's^Eb7 firm Sometimes ^Abmhe practic^Dbally water. ^Gb Sometimes^B he hangs off the end of you^Ebr ass And wont ^Abfall in the toilet

Mr. Hanke^Fy the Christmas ^EPoo ^A7 When Chris^Dmtmas leaves he must le^Cave too. ^{Am Dm}Flush him down ^Gbut he's never gone ^{C Am} His smell^D and his spirit ling^D7er on.^{G C Ab Fm C}