Misc Cartoons - Looney tunes - long eared drifter

^EWell Long Eared Drifter riding ‘cross the plain. ^ENobody'd ever seen him, nobody knew his name. ^DWhen he stormed into town and r^Aeached For some filtered water.^{E D A}And some carrot nibblers.

^EWell a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said, "Step into my saloon and rest your weary head.” ^DBut the stranger just shook his head and^A said, "I’ll have a nicoise sal^Ead.

'Cause t^Amhere's g^Eood carbs and bad carbs and every cowboy knows, ^AmThe carb^Es from fruits and vegetables will help you fit your clothes. ^DSpeaking of which I’m gonna need , ^ASome mor^Ee carrot nibblers.”

^E(single strums) G Then he saw Black Bart standing in the sunrise, ^AmHe had gristle i^En his teeth and diabetes in his eyes. ^DHe said ^A"Bart, you and me's gonna square off, Over a yogurt pa^Erfait."

^AmBut Bart scooped up the woman and he ^Emtook off riding hard, ^AmHe took her to a taco stand that makes e^Emverything with lard. ^AmHe ordered sixteen tacos made with bullets, be^Fef and flour, ^EmHe said “Girl, you're gonna eat these even i^Bf it takes an hour.”

^EWell that's when that old stranger came a-riding up fast, He dismounted his pony and took a shot of wheat grass. ^D"This taco party's over," said the stra^Anger with a drawl, ^E"You eat that junk, you'll jack up your bad cholesterol. ^DAnd one more thi^Ang buddy - you forgot your parfait.”

^DAs when you're fighting e^Avil eve^Ery healthy cowboy knows, ^DYou gotta keep your blo^Aod sugar ^Efrom getting too low. 'Cause^D if you don't you better k^Anow, Joe. You’re gonna get real ^Esleepy.

^EWell, Bart just laughed and said "I don't need that trash, I live on steak and ice-cream and corned beef hash. ^DAnd I'd mow you down right now^A if I wasn't feeling so sluggish.” ^E

The stra^Amnger pushed that parfait towards him and he^Em stared Bart down, And a hu^Amsh and a chill f^Emell across the town. ^DAnd everybody froze as Bart reac^Ahed And took a bite of his pa^Erfait.

Well Ba^Drt’s cheeks got ro^Asy and his ^Ehair regained its sheen. He said "^DIt’s my su^Agar intake that's bee^En making me so mean. ^DSpeaking of which stranger won't you s^Ahare some of those carrot nibblers?"

^EAnd now two cowboys ride across that dusty land, Vanquishing darkness and eating oat bran. ^DAnd one ^Athing you better understand, man, ^DThey har^Adly ever get sleepy. ^DThey als^Ao enjoy stir-fry. ^DThey car^Aefully control their portions. ^DAnd they^A keep food journals. ^DAnd they^A share their nibblers.