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[Intro] Em Am B7 [Verse 1]
You're a Emmean one,A Mister DGrinchG You Emreally F#are a B7heel You're as Ecuddly as Amcactus You're as Dcharming as an GeelF# Mister EmGri - Cinch (spoken) You're a bad banana with a B7 greasy black Empeel Am Em Am Em C B7
[Verse 2]
You're a Emmonster,A Mister DGrinchG Your Emheart's an F#empty B7hole Your Ebrain is full of Amspiders You've got Dgarlic in your GsoulF# Mister EmGri - Cinch F# I wouldn't touch you with a B7 thirty-nine and a half foot Empole Am B7
[Verse 3]
You're a Emvile one,A Mister DGrinchG You have Emtermites F#in your B7smile You have Eall the tender Amsweetness of a Dseasick crocoGdileF# Mister EmGri - Cinch F# Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the B7seasick crocoEmdile Am B7
[Verse 4]
You're a Emfoul one,A Mister DGrinchG You're a Emnasty-F#wasty B7skunk Your Eheart is full of Amunwashed socks Your Dsoul is full of GgunkF# Mister EmGri - Cinch F# The 3 words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: Stink,F# stank,B7 stunk!Em
[Verse 5]
You're a Emrotter,A Mister DGrinchG You're the Emking of F#sinful B7sots Your Eheart's a dead toAmmato splotched with Dmoldy purple GspotsF# Mister EmGri - Cinch

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Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled-up and B7tangled-up Emknots Am
[Verse 6]
You nauseEmate me,A Mister DGrinchG With a Emnauseous F#super "B7naus" You're a Ecrooked jerky Amjockey and you Ddrive a crooked GhorseF# Mister EmGri - Cinch F# You're a 3 decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with B7 arsenic EmsauceAm B7 Em