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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
GWhat can I say about me EmI love rainbows and piggies CMy hair it flows in the breeze DAs I look for romance GThe merman left me for home EmCrushed on a guy made of gnomes CNot spending summer alone DSo let’s go out and dance GI am a go-getter, headband, rainboEmw sweater CSend me a love letter DMake it out to Mabel baby!
GI haven’t met you DBut if you’re stable CThen here's my number, Dso call me Mabel GI’m all about that DSweet girlfriend label CSo don’t be shy now DJust call me Mabel
GI’m into vampires, DCreatures of fable CIf that describes you DThen call me Mabel GI would be more chill DBut I’m unable CShould we get married? DHi Mr. Mabel!
(Spoken) All right, we’re doing the WHOLE song people! Stay with me! [Verse 2]
GCheck out my brother’s weird book EmAnd this here grappling hook CNot Grunkle Stan he’s a crook DBut I will steal your heart GI love the thrill of the chase EmI ignore personal space CI’ll stand too close to your face DI hope we never part GI am not a quitter EmPocket full of glitter CYarn balls, I’m a knitter! DI’m the total package, baby!
[Chorus]
GI’ve got the love bug DAnd it is fatal CSo quit your waiting DAnd call me Mabel GI’ll be your cream cheese DYou’ll be my bagel CDid that get weird now? DJust call me Mabel!
GIf you are hunky DLike Clark Gable CWhoever that is DThen call me Mabel GI’m out of words that DRhyme with Mabel CI know you’re out there! DSo call mabel
[Bridge]
GBefore you call me meet my pig DHis name is Waddles CBecause he waddles DHe likes to wa-waddle
(Spoken) Thank you, this song goes out to literally ANY BOY! I am DIGGITY desperate. Except Gideon, gross. This girl’s got standards. Here’s my number! It’s the number 13, it’s my favorite number. Call it! Hey, is that a gnome I see in the crowd? Hit the road creep! Haha, just kidding you guys are alright. Hey do we have the rights to this?