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+--------------------------+ | +----------------------+ | | | | | | | INTO HARMONY'S WAY | | | | | | | +----------------------+ | +--------------------------+ Family Guy (S12E07) So, I noticed there was no complete file around here about the songs of this particular episode, which is absolute crazy, since they are awesome. At Riffstation there is a very nice but not one hundred percent correct video with chords, and here at UG there is only (as far as I've looked) the Home Bowl and Pop Tart songs. That given, follows the chords for every song from this episode. 1. ALYSSA MILANO D# (intro)
(Quagmire) D#Alyssa Milano, I knew you're gonna be hot when you were Bbnine.
2. MELTED CHEESE (there is a picking pattern here: alternate your thumb between the first and second notes of the chord, and pluck the rest of it with the remaining fingers)
(Peter) CEvery food tastes good with melted Fcheese, (Q) GI like twins unless they're siaCmese.
3. DON'T STORE YOUR CONDOMS E (intro)
(Q) EDon't store your condoms in your billfold Those things don't work if they get Adry and old (P) Broken Erubber Broken Aruuubbeeer E
4. CREDIT CARD DEBT (you can play this ukulele-like by doing the equivalent chords on the eBG strings. In this song, Quag's backing vocals are between parenthesis. "B" stands for "both". This is by far the most difficult to play exactly correct. )
(P) 'Cause EbI have thirty thousand dollars in Abcredit card debt Eb EbWhen they call I tell them I can't Abpay it back yet Eb(credit card debt) EbTomorrow I may buy myself a Abdining room set Eb N/C Or this Bobba Fet! (B) EbCredit card debt, AbCredit card debt, BbCredit card debt! Eb
5. HOME BOWL (the ultimate single. In a huge ass concert, I'd replace the annoying newspaper dude dialogue with a chorus. Again, Quag's backing are between parenthesis. ) Am (intro)
(P) AmI can't poop in strange places Em (strange places) I can only poop in my home It's as Gthough I'm watched by strange faces Am (strange faces) It's why I never roam
( ExcuAmse me, I just wanna grab one those newspapers. Just grab one and go! I'm looking for a job, ok? )
AmI've left Stewie alone with strangers Em (strangers) To satisfy my fecal needs (B) I've Gput my whole family in danger (P) To Ampoop before my anus bleeds
(B) FHome bowl, Chome bowl, Gyou know just what I Amneed FHome bowl, Chome bowl, to Gpoop bear my Amanus bleeds.
6. POP TART C (intro)
(B) CHave you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so freaking Fgood. Have you Fever put butter on a CPop Tart? If you G7haven't then I think you Cshould.
(P) CI was sitting in the kitchen one day, CAnd I was itching to fill up my belly Cwith the piping' hot jelly Cof the best damn treat in the G7world.
(Q) (HE'S TALKING POP TARTS!)
(P) G7And I saw a stick of butter G7and it almost made me shudder G7and scream like a baby Cgirl.
(B) CI don't wanna a giant penis COr a rocket trip to venus CI don't wanna win the lotteFry.
(B) FI just wanna squat and gobble 'Til I'm Cdizzy and I waddle G7 (pause) C In a butter fruit dough tart treat. So,
(B) CI put on a Pop Tart, it was so freaking Fgood Have you Fever put butter on a CPop Tart? If you G7haven't then I think you Cshould.
(Q) (EVERYBODY, COME ALONG WITH US!) C N/C C F (B) Have you ever put butter on a-- POP TART! It's so freaking good (yeah!) F N/C G7 C Have you ever put butter on a-- POP TART! If you haven't then I think you should. C (ending) (Q) POP TART! (P) Wiiith buutter? 7. EVERYONE FROM FLORIDA Intro A||-----3--5--|| E||--6--------||
(B) EbEveryone from Florida is Bbstupid BbEveryone from Florida is Ebdumb I Abmight not be the brightest guy But Ebnext to them my IQ is high Bb Eb (weirdest chords possible, down from Bb) If they had guitars here's how they'd strum.
8. WHY THE HELL DO YOU BRUSH
(B) CWhy the hell do you brush your teeth at work? GWhy the hell do you brush your teeth at Cwork? The Fbathroom's full of poop and pee And Cnow you've rubbed that on your teeth GLike you're gonna kiss someone at Cthree
9. STUPID ASIAN BITCH E (intro, let it ring, to build that tension from knowing what's coming next) N/C A (B) Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian bitch
AI don't even know why you are Ethere
10. TRAIN & BOAT "Yesterday, I've learned the difference between a train and a boat. I wrote this song before that." - GRIFFIN, Peter.
(B) ETrain on the Dwater, Aboat on a Etrack ETrain on the Dwater, Aboat on a Etrack
(P) EMy lady took the train across the Atlantic EI hope it don't sink like the Titanic (Q) EI went to the station caught a boat downtown EI hope it don't fall off the track and I drown
(P) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE ALL 5 FOOT 1 BLACK ALBINO CHOIR
(5f1BAC) ETrain on the Dwater, Aboat on a Etrack ETrain on the Dwater, Aboat on a Etrack
11. THE WAITRESS & THE KNIFE C (intro)
(B) This Cwaitress is prettier then my wife GI could kill my family with a Cknife We'll Fsail around the world by ship I'll Cgive my whole wad as a tip But Gfirst I'll kill my family with a Cknife (Q) Yes he's Ggonna kill his family with a Cknife (P) IrreGgardless of this waitress I will kill them with a Cknife.
12. PARENTS ARE GROSS
(B) You Cnever should look at you mother's Gboobies No Gmatter how big and round they Care You'll Cend up seeing something you don't Fwanna It's Gguaranteed to leave a mental Cscar.
You Cnever should look at your daddy's Gpenis When he's Gwalking down the hall on Sunday Cmorn' An Facorn in a nest of twigs and Cunderneath two fetal pigs GIt will make you wish you weren't even Cborn.
Parents are Fgross, parents are Cgross, parents are Ggross, parents are Cgross.
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