I ^Gdon't like fancy learnin' books I ^Cdon't like apple tarts I ^Gdon't like cozy breakfast nooks I ^D7don't like modern arts Well, I like farts ^G Yes, I like farts ^C I like long ^Dfarts, short farts, wet farts, your farts, I like farts If you've got hearts^G (Oh, I've got hearts) Let's hear those farts^C (How do I start?) Well, ^DPeter I will help you get your fartin' started

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