^DThere was a man who shot the man who ^Gwas the man who shot the man, Cal ^DJohnson, Cal Johnson. He ^Dwore a hat, his favorite hat, he ^Gloved that hat, he hated hats, Cal ^DJohnson, Cal Johnson.

He ^Gwas a dad to zero kids and ^Dyet he fathered five. He ^Agot shot dead a year ago and y^Det he's still alive. He's^G rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet n^Dever had a dime. A ^Elaw man to the very end, he ^Aled a life of crime

In ^Gall his years of life on earth he ^Dnever fired a gun, Yet ^Awhen it came to Chinese men he s^Dhot down everyone. He ^Ghad a horse named Bandit and the ^Dhorse's name was Clyde. Cal ^AJohnson was ^Gborn the day he ^Ddied.