Misc Cartoons - Cow and chicken - the legend of sailcat

There's ^A#mdanger out on the nations' roads They're ^C#paved with snakes and flattened toads, And ^G#truckers drive in rigs so big They can ^A#mflatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee And ^F#those who survive are a ^A#mlucky few, But there's ^D#one brave cat who made it through And I'm ^D#mhere to tell the ^Ftale to you of ^A#mSailcat ^A#mSailcat? Sailcat

He was ^A#mhuntin' for mouse to feed his face, When ^C#strange radiation from outer space Turned ^G#him into a super invincible cat When a ^A#mtruck ran him down with a hideous splat! Ah, he ^F#couldn't be killed, but he ^A#mstill could be squished And he l^A#ay in the passing lane s^D#mhakin' his fist Then some ^Fkids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist And that was the birth of ^A#mSailcat Sailcat. ^BSailcat

He ^Bmrolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed, And he ^Dsliced it in two like a knife through a peach One truck ^Ahalf took the high road, the other the low And the ^Bmmessage went out on CB radio: "Breaker, ^Fbreaker, lookout, watch your back Be afraid there's a ^EFrisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade." So the ^F#feared and revered reputation was made of ^BmSailcat Sailcat. ^CSailcat

He's been ^Cmknown to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet when a ^D#family of tapeworms was crossing the street And when ^A#Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans he has ^Cmeven dropped by to help open some cans And when ^F#someone's depressed or has had a bad day He in^Fherently knows just the right thing to say ^F"Don't be depressed, Cow! People loves you because you're big, fat and ugly! Go with it!" Then he'll ^D#ask for a toss and ^Gbe on his way .... He's ^Cmsailcat! ^CmSailcat!