Tuning: G C E A

[DAVID]

I ^Ghope this ^Gwon’t sound ^Dimpolite Or ^Gcome ^Gacross as ^Ctoo ^Dforthright But ^Geven ^G7though you ^Cseem ^Cmalright, I... ^GThink I’m ^Dbetter than ^Gyou!

Now ^Gplease do keep this ^Dthought in mind That’s ^Gjust my personal ^Dconviction You’re ^Gsmart and ^G7fun, you’re ^Csweet and ^Dkind I’d ^Gcall our friendship an ^Daddiction

Your ^Gshoes are shined, your ^G7breath dulce But ^Cstill I find I ^Cmhave to say, I… ^GThink I ^Dmight be better than ^Gyou!

[DANIEL]

You ^Gmseem impressed with what you’ve shown But ^CmI don’t find it that ^Gmcompelling You’ve ^Gmsung my praise but not your own And ^Cmwell, I think that’s pretty ^Gmtelling

But ^Gmwhile we’re on the subject of How ^CmI’m superb and ^Bbdimleagues above, you ^GmOught to ^D/Aknow I’m number ^Gmone

^CmI know that might be hard to ^Gmswallow ^CmThis hurts you ^Djust as much as ^Gmme ^CmBut when this song is sung then ^Gmyou and I’ll know ^DThat you’re just a nobo^Gmdy

[DAVID]

Well ^Gfriend I don't know ^Dwhat to say [DANIEL] Try ^Gstarting with your ^Dresignation

[DAVID]

Let's ^Gend this in the ^Dfinale [DANIEL] I'm ^Gdying from antici^Dpation

[DAVID (and DANIEL)]

^GYou’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone) ^G7You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won) ^CThe fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun) ^CmBefore I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...)

^GThink I ^Dmight be better than ^Gyou! (Now I know I'm better than you!) ^GDon’t hate ^Dme because it’s ^Gtrue! (And I'll prove it to you, too!)

G G7 C Cm (hold it till the end) Just know, I'm better than..... (So watch as I identify The skill to show I qualify Like keeping up this camp charade And tricking kids to drink kool-aid To sacrifice them—)

Misc Cartoons - Camp camp - better than you